Amid all the recent controversy, the dedicated doctor who performed Miss California's Carrie Prejean's fantastically successful and just plain fantastic breast augmentation revealed that while doing the right thing and looking obsessively at Miss Prejean's hooters -- both pre and post-op -- he briefly and accidentally averted their gaze and spent a fleeting moment looking at, of all things, her head. While doing so, he noted a certain strange, absent look on Prejean's face, and realized that Miss Prejean was suffering from a previously unnoticed condition: she in fact has no brain. "This may explain a lot," Dr. Sol Franksteen revealed to Hottie.com, a respected cosmetic surgery trade site.
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