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Shock The Monkey: A Playlist To Help Ease Kirk Cameron's Evolutionary Growing Pains

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Kirk Cameron seems like a really nice guy. Unfortunately, the Artist Formerly Known as Mike Seaver seems like a really nice guy who's evolved into a willfully ignorant idiot. If you haven't seen the new and improved edition of Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of The Species" that Alan Thicke's arguably best-known TV son is currently pushing, check it out here on Huffington Post. Sure, Kirk's wrong as hell and working awfully hard to spread disinformation. On the other hand, his work here represents perhaps his most subtle and shaded performances ever.

You say you want an evolution? Start with these highly evolved hits.

MONKEY TO A MAN - Elvis Costello & The Imposters
MONKEY MAN - The Rolling Stones
BIOLOGY - Joe Jackson
PART MAN, PART MONKEY - Bruce Springsteen
ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES - U2
TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS - Chuck Berry
APEMAN HOP - The Ramones
MONKEY GONE TO HEAVEN - The Pixies
SHOCK THE MONKEY - Peter Gabriel
MONKEY MAN - Toots & The Maytals
I'M A BELIEVER - The Monkees
APEMAN SKANK - Upsetters
MONKEY BUSINESS - Michael Jackson
HIGHLY EVOLVED - The Vines
MONKEY - Counting Crows
APEMAN - The Kinks
DANCE LIKE A MONKEY - The New York Dolls

Don't feel "Left Behind." Tell me, what songs you would play to help ease Kirk's evolutionary growing pains?