"The World Is Full of Crashing Bores": A Party Playlist for Tareq and Michaele Salahi

As revealed exclusively in a hard-hitting interview on The Today Show in conjunction with Bravo, Tareq and Michaele Salahi turn out to be total crashing bores. Also Michaele's spelling seems questionable.

Still, here's a playlist for America's latest fun couple to be used at the very next party they crash together.

CRASHING BY DESIGN - Pete Townshend
THE WORLD IS FULL OF CRASHING BORES - Morrissey
PARTY IN THE U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus
IT'S MY PARTY - Lesley Gore
ENGRAVED INVITATION - Ben Harper
STRANGE INVITATION - Beck
OPEN INVITATION - Santana
CRASH - Gwen Stefani
YOU'RE CRASHING, BUT YOU'RE NO WAVE - Fall Out Boy
THE PARTY'S CRASHING US - Of Montreal
UNINVITED - Alanis Morissette
WHO INVITED YOU - The Donnas
HEREBY INVITED - Bill Mumy
DISORDER IN THE HOUSE - Warren Zevon
THE INVITATION - 50 Cent
STEP INSIDE THIS HOUSE - Lyle Lovett
ROCK THIS HOUSE - B.B. King and Elton John
HOUSE OF CARDS - Radiohead
ALWAYS CRASHING IN THE SAME CAR - David Bowie
MICHAELE - The Beatles

Okay, you are all now cordially invited to join in. What songs do you think should crash this playlist?

 

 

 

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Comments

[LameDuckHunting]

04:38 PM on 12/03/2009

Elvis Costello - "Stranger In The House."

[littlepuffycloud]

11:54 AM on 12/03/2009

LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED .. Pink. Well that will be in my head all day.

[iMissMollyIvins]

02:17 AM on 12/03/2009

I'm going to double down on Jimmy Buffett: Who's The Blonde Stranger? and Gypsies In The Palace.

[David Wild]

09:37 AM on 12/03/2009

Blondes don't get much stranger. I'm party gypsy, so I resent being associated with those two.
But thanks.

[iMissMollyIvins]

02:08 AM on 12/03/2009

Starfu@ker by The Rolling Stones.

[David Wild]

09:36 AM on 12/03/2009

If the Stones' shoe fits. . .

[Smarmot]

11:03 PM on 12/02/2009

"Crash the Party" by Richard Thompson

[David Wild]

01:47 AM on 12/03/2009

Wow, what album is that on? Love him, and will track it down.

DW

[Smarmot]

07:55 PM on 12/03/2009

It's on the "Watching the Dark" compilation, as well as "RT - The life and music of Richard Thompson" 5 CD box set.

[countfloyd]

08:55 PM on 12/02/2009

Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three Different Ones)
Fear Is Never Boring - The Bears
Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely
Was Not Was - Out Come The Freaks

[David Wild]

10:16 PM on 12/02/2009

"Freaks" indeed

[mikefina]

07:24 PM on 12/02/2009

Who Can It Be Now--Men at Work

[Classof89]

06:25 PM on 12/02/2009

Beastie Boys - (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Paaar - taaaaaay!)
Ronnie Milsap (shout out to my fellow Tar Heelian) - Stranger in My House
Ramsey Lewis - The In-Crowd
OK Go - Crash the Party
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid >:-P
Queen and Paul Rodgers - C-lebrity
The New Radicals - You Get What You Give

[David Wild]

10:15 PM on 12/02/2009

Weird Al had them pegged

[CitizenKane16]

04:41 PM on 12/02/2009

Let Me In - Yvonne Baker and the Sensations

[jalowe1957]

10:14 AM on 12/02/2009

Birthday Party - The Pixies Three
(Like a) Nightmare - The Andantes (Motown's premier distaff backup group)
I Gotta Dance To Keep From Crying - Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
Party Lights - Claudine Clark
Let Me In - The Sensations
Party Girl - Bernadette Carroll
Let's Have a Party - Wanda Jackson
Party Down Tonight - Gloria Gaynor

[David Wild]

10:32 AM on 12/02/2009

Your musical knowledge seems deep and soulful -- I need to check out a few of those I don't know.
All sound great, and I will be seeing Smokey today at the Grammy Nomination Concert Live and send your best!

[dunedin]

08:26 AM on 12/02/2009

Party Fears Two - The Associates
Uninvited Guest - Marillion
Get Out Of My House - Kate Bush
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful - Morrisey
Let 'Em In - Wings
Fashionably Uninvited - Mellowdrone
Back Door Man - Howlin' Wolf
To Be Someone - The Jam
Being Boring - Pet Shop Boys
Breaking Into Heaven - Stone Roses
I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) - The Clash
Designer Life - Kirsty MacColl

[David Wild]

09:47 AM on 12/02/2009

The Kate Bush is a fantastic addition, and it's Kate Bush, who is always welcome in my House.

[kapalabhati]

06:52 AM on 12/02/2009

I Hear You Knockin' But You Can't Come In
Dave Edmunds, Little Richard, and others....

[David Wild]

09:23 AM on 12/02/2009

FANTASTIC choice, fantastic song

[Nitehawk]

05:52 AM on 12/02/2009

(Ain't Nothin But A)Houseparty- J Geils Band

[David Wild]

09:23 AM on 12/02/2009

You know how to get a "Houseparty" started

[sexyrexy]

03:10 AM on 12/02/2009

BEAT IT.. Michael Jackson

[David Wild]

09:22 AM on 12/02/2009

Oh, how I wish they would.

[jackstpaul]

01:07 AM on 12/02/2009

How about Neil Young's "Out of My Mind" from his Buffalo Springfield days?

[David Wild]

02:24 AM on 12/02/2009

Yes, but maybe it should be plural -- like The Stones album "Out Of Our Heads."

[jackstpaul]

08:23 AM on 12/02/2009

Talk to Neil about that.