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"The World Is Full of Crashing Bores": A Party Playlist for Tareq and Michaele Salahi

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
  • David Wild TV Writer; Contributing Editor, Rolling Stone; Co-Author, 'Everybody's Brother'

As revealed exclusively in a hard-hitting interview on The Today Show in conjunction with Bravo, Tareq and Michaele Salahi turn out to be total crashing bores. Also Michaele's spelling seems questionable.

Still, here's a playlist for America's latest fun couple to be used at the very next party they crash together.

CRASHING BY DESIGN - Pete Townshend
THE WORLD IS FULL OF CRASHING BORES - Morrissey
PARTY IN THE U.S.A. - Miley Cyrus
IT'S MY PARTY - Lesley Gore
ENGRAVED INVITATION - Ben Harper
STRANGE INVITATION - Beck
OPEN INVITATION - Santana
CRASH - Gwen Stefani
YOU'RE CRASHING, BUT YOU'RE NO WAVE - Fall Out Boy
THE PARTY'S CRASHING US - Of Montreal
UNINVITED - Alanis Morissette
WHO INVITED YOU - The Donnas
HEREBY INVITED - Bill Mumy
DISORDER IN THE HOUSE - Warren Zevon
THE INVITATION - 50 Cent
STEP INSIDE THIS HOUSE - Lyle Lovett
ROCK THIS HOUSE - B.B. King and Elton John
HOUSE OF CARDS - Radiohead
ALWAYS CRASHING IN THE SAME CAR - David Bowie
MICHAELE - The Beatles

Okay, you are all now cordially invited to join in. What songs do you think should crash this playlist?

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