Three Quick Pitches for President George Bush's Primetime Farewell

1) George wakes up in bed with Bob Newhart. It's all been a dream.

2) George wakes up in a shower with Patrick Duffy. It's all been a dream.

3) In a hilarious yet edgy series finale, George and the gang are put on trial for their assorted war crimes. George and the gang are sent to prison. Hilarity ensures.

Comments

[roger3815]

How about he just admit that conservatism is a monumental failure as a political philosophy. While he and his cronies where attacking gays, America went down the drain.

[Ira7]

Typo:

Hillarity "ensues."

[Havnagudtim]

How about "Hilary ensues"?

[Aaror]

You see, this is where I disagree with the Huffpost consensus, not on this issue, but...
Maybe we shouldn't close Gitmo, how about we send home the current residents, and send all the folks responsible for Gitmo there, and we keep using the same techniques on the new occupants?

[OldJewEyes]

Excellent point

[gubbypix]

Door No 3 for me as well. Can the winner pick where to send the &^543@ lot of them.
Is it just me that fails to fathom why in the world were they not all impeached & sent to the hoosegow. What happened to the little old jail in the Senate Chambers?
It would be so good to see other actors take on the parts of the crime family, such as Tina Fey did so well with whats her face?

G

[devans00]

3!

3!

I vote for ending 3!

Come on 3!

[Dukedraven]

It's like deja vu because that's what I wish sometimes, that the last 4 years were dream. I even have this dream and then I wake up to reality. Maybe this is all a collective nightmare.

[OldJewEyes]

4 years?
Not 8?

[CVignone]

And Lionsgate Films, Santa Monica, Ca, who produced the box office diappointment "W" about George Bush also has the movie script "Farewell Gorgeous", the uproariously funny flipside comedy to "W". they were reluctant to produce it hoping for a box office hit with "W" which wasn't there.
With President Gorgeous Rush, Vice President Derk Chainsaw and Secretary of State Candy Roll
Maximizing profit with Daddy Rush and creating the "Gorgeous Clone", in the Howd WeBurnem labs, Events get hilariously out of hand in "Farwell Gorgeous", rumored around movietown to be one of the funniest comedies ever written.
The World has earned gladly needed laughs watching the Gorgeous Rush gang, with audiences
rolling in the aisles laughing at this incredibly funny Motion Picture. This is a win/win scenario as Lionsgate gets Box Office MegaBucks and The World gets movie theater MegaLaughs.

[edenjones]

How about a Bush Administration reunion show featuring some of his cronies who were forced out, such as Rummie and Gonzales? They can talk about the old times..."R­emember how we...thoug­ht we could get away with breaking the rule of law?" "We tried to make torture okay again, and almost did." "We made the Spanish Inquisition look like a lie detector test!"

Then "Brownie", the FEMA honcho at the time of Katrina comes on stage and a brawl among the panel ensues.

[edenjones]

How about a Bush Administration reunion show featuring some of his cronies who were forced out, such as Rummie and Gonzales? They can talk about the old times..."R­emember how we...thoug­ht we could get away with breaking the rule of law?" "We tried to make torture okay again, and almost did." "We made the Spanish Inquisition look like a lie detector test!"

Then "Brownie", the FEMA honcho at the time of Katrina comes on stage and a brawl among the panel ensues.

[OldJewEyes]

I like it -- this administration could have used more a sense of "reality." Even reality TV.

[Danigirl65]

#3 sounds good to me - I don't even need the hilarity to ensue - just book 'em Dano

[OldJewEyes]

You're right -- I should have said, "Hilarity -- or just justice -- ensures."

DW

[TRYKER]

#3....THRE­E.....THRE­E.....thre­eeeee # 3......!!

[OldJewEyes]

Okay, then #3 it is!