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12/01/2010 01:16 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

"We Have No Secrets": A Revealing Playlist for All Your WikiLeaks

I don't know much about this Julian Assange character, but he may know a lot about me. One quick look on Wikipedia suggests that Julian was born in Australia in 1971, meaning that he may very well have been raised on a diet of reheated Men At Work and Midnight Oil. Julian's parents apparently ran a theater company, so I figure he has to know a few show tunes. His mother supposedly remarried some dude in a New Age band, which suggests to me that he's probably pretty screwed up. So until Julian document drops his debut album on the WikiLeaks Records label, here's my own very revealing soundtrack for all your assorted and sundry leaking needs.

WE HAVE NO SECRETS - Carly Simon
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET - The Beatles
THE LOST ART OF KEEPING A SECRET - Queens of the Stone Age
HEY WIKI - The Magical Wombat
GIMME SOME TRUTH - John Lennon
OPEN MY EYES - The Nazz
SPIES - Coldplay
SECRET GARDEN - Bruce Springsteen
IN MY SECRET LIFE - Leonard Cohen
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - All-American Rejects
UNDERCOVER - Pete Yorn
TRUTH - Amos Lee
DOUBLE AGENT - Rush
MYSTERY TRAIN - Elvis Presley
AGENT DOUBLE-O-SOUL - Edwin Starr
ANOTHER VERSION OF THE TRUTH - Nine Inch Nails
SECRET WORLD - Peter Gabriel
TELL ME A SECRET - Ludacris & Ne-Yo
TELL THE TRUTH -Ray Charles
THE SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS - Stevie Wonder
THE ROOF IS LEAKING - Phil Collins
I SPY - Guster
SECRET - Madonna
UNDERCOVER OF THE NIGHT - The Rolling Stones
SOMETHING STUPID - The Secret Sisters
SECRET - Spanic Boys
YOUR LITTLE SECRET - Melissa Etheridge
SECRET MESSAGES - Electric Light Orchestra

Since "We Have No Secrets," please share your soundtrack for the perfect leak.

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