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11/13/2012 06:26 pm ET Updated Jan 13, 2013

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?": A Playlist For David Petraeus

Whenever I was misbehaving as a young man, my late great Dad always threatened to send me away to military school. I had no idea that my father -- a Naval officer back in the day -- was thinking of ways for me to someday meet women. So here's my playlist for General David Petraeus and his confusing personal life that even camouflage can't cover up right now. As always, please add your own songs below -- and please no cheating!


WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER - Shania Twain
GENERALS AND MAJORS - XTC
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO CHEAT - David Allan Coe
LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE - Eminem featuring Rihanna
ANOTHER MAN'S VINE - Tom Waits
YOUR CHEATIN' HEART - Hank Williams
BEFORE HE CHEATS - Carrie Underwood
YOU, ME AND HE - Mtume
CRY ME A RIVER - Justin Timberlake
GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME - General Johnson
MILITARY MADNESS - Graham Nash
TRYING TO LOVE TWO - William Bell
BACK DOOR MAN - The Doors
BROKEN VOW - Josh Groban
SPARE ME THE DETAILS - The Offspring
O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature
MISERY BUSINESS - Paramore
WHO'S MAKING LOVE - Johnnie Taylor
SHOULD'VE SAID NO - Taylor Swift
TAKE IT ON THE RUN - REO Speedwagon
COLD SHOULDER - Adela
SHE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW - John Legend

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