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Dean Obeidallah

Dean Obeidallah

Posted: January 12, 2011 07:11 PM

Sarah Palin declared in her new video today: "Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own...They begin and end with the criminals who commit them..."

Palin's above manifesto is clear: Only the individuals who commit a crime should be held responsible for their wrongs. She even goes on to denounce "collectively" holding others responsible for the conduct of criminals.

Sarah -- If you are reading this, or having someone else read it to you -- I have a question, and I'm not trying to "Katie Couric" you, but if this is your philosophy, how could you have opposed the proposed Muslim Community Center in lower Manhattan? The builders of the Mosque had nothing to do with the 9/11 terrorists. It was the terrorists who committed an act of "monstrous criminality," not the law abiding Muslim-American citizens who just wanted to "exercise their first amendment rights," the exact type of rights you specifically defended in your new video -- which, by the way, looked like something you would see on the confessional segment on Jersey Shore, except you weren't showing off your abs.

Sarah -- you and your friends on the right can't have it both ways. It's either "individual responsibility" meaning that we only punish those who commit the crimes or collective guilt so you can punish Americans for the wrongs to which they have no connection. Which is it going to be? Or is there an exception to your views based on the race or religion of the American?

But why the media so insanely and frantically follows Sarah Palin may be the bigger question. To me, Sarah Palin is like Lindsay Lohan without the intelligence. Like Lindsay, the media loves to follow Sarah every step as we watch her self-destruct.

Palin is truly one step above a cast member on Jersey Shore -- No offense intended to "The Situation." In fact, I think the cast members on Jersey Shore should welcome Sarah to the show because she would make them look smarter. I would love to see Sarah Palin play a game of Scrabble against Snookie -- my money is clearly on the Snook.

People of the media, here is my advice: Please respond to Sarah Palin the way I do when my spell check finds the word "Palin" and asks me to "Change" or "Ignore"? Just click "Ignore."

 

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Sarah Palin declared in her new video today: "Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own...They begin and end with the criminals who commit them..." Palin's above manifesto is clear: Only the ...
Sarah Palin declared in her new video today: "Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own...They begin and end with the criminals who commit them..." Palin's above manifesto is clear: Only the ...
 
 
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tacevad
American SS Card Carrying Socialist
09:43 AM on 01/24/2011
everything I have ever seen about that woman is sub-standard
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Soulmentor
"To thine own self be true...."
10:07 AM on 01/20/2011
Good "christian­" Sarah should be more mindful of a Biblical exhortatio­n before she makes herself look more stupidly, carelessly­, and foolishly opportunis­tic than we already know. Her rhetoric reminds me of a proverb of Solomon (often attributed to Lincoln): "Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

Sarah dear, you need to stop digging that hole.
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kyrose777
11:31 AM on 01/18/2011
She might fade away but, then again, she has given us a lot of laughs (lol). I would like ask Huffington to stop giving her an audience but that would be unfair since other media arenas can't wait to show her next goof up.
03:24 PM on 01/16/2011
You're a funny man, Dean! Thank you, I enjoyed the laughs.
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carolina blue girl
My micro-bio is empty
05:48 PM on 01/13/2011
Touche
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cheryl tobin
Alpha Dog with my pack!
05:39 PM on 01/13/2011
As more and more people get tired of Palin's antics she will fade away like Octomom!
11:36 AM on 01/16/2011
It will be nice if that happens but the cynic in me says we will never be free of her. We love train wrecks and there isn't a better slow rolling train wreck then Sarah Palin.
05:19 PM on 01/13/2011
"Sarah -- If you are reading this, or having someone else read it to you" LOL!
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Lochness71
Here I am.
04:19 PM on 01/14/2011
She is definitely having someone else read this. LOL!
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DrHas
04:41 PM on 01/13/2011
Well pointed out. But again the person who the article is written to is Sarah Palin who is very averse to anything sane, let alone pointing out her double standard...
She'll refudiate that which she does not comprehend (and this is a huge category).
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fjpoblam
Writer, web designer
04:35 PM on 01/16/2011
Wait! "Comprehend" is a three-syllable word. With the possible exceptions of "criminal", "Alaska", and "president", I think three is beyond Mz. Sarah's maximum syllable-per-word count.
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okaywhat
11:53 AM on 01/13/2011
Great article,,but,,in ms palin's world she thinks she can have it both ways! I do wish she would go away tho,,,,,
10:21 AM on 01/13/2011
I believe this woman is very dangerous. Mostly because she has no understanding of consequences of her words. The constant victimization by her is getting tired too. I sincerely hope that this is finally the beginning of her going away. I predict it doesn't end well.
09:40 AM on 01/13/2011
Well-written article. Let's cease all media coverage and let her fade into the Alaskan tundra, once and for all.
08:51 AM on 01/13/2011
follow her because she is pretty... everytime they show her in Brasil on channel globo they pull a clip of her taking the stage in a short skirt with knee high black boots and stilleto heels.
Awesome!
01:15 AM on 01/13/2011
Sarah Palin states "journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn"

Isn't she a pundit seeing how she not a politician ....???
Sarah can't throw a rock and hide her hand behind her back.
12:53 AM on 01/13/2011
I hear ya Dean, yet here we all are... still. The car wreck analogy is so often used, I was trying to think of another one, and it occurred to me; it's a lot like a scab. I mean, you know you want it to go away... well at least eventually. And then you convince yourself it certainly doesn't HAVE to be right now... you're just gonna mess with it... a little... you know... just around the edges...
The next thing you know, you're all in.
I suspect she will go away...eventually. But it's gonna take some time and a little restraint :P
11:15 PM on 01/12/2011
Snooki is smarter that Palin.