Palin's Blood Spatter Glasses on Back Order

10/13/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

According to the Wall Street Journal, women can't wait to get their hands on the Kawasaki frames that Sarah Palin favors. Evidently, these versatile and stylish eyeglasses are a must-have for the modern gal on the go. Yes, whether she's blowing the head off a moose, whacking wolves from the air, or protecting the border from wayward Russians, today's woman must take care of business and look good at the same time. Plus there's a bonus: if the vice-presidency thing doesn't work out, the frames guarantee a job as a dental hygienist. So, my friends, what are you waiting for? Crank up that AK and rock the frames!