Formerly a Hollywood screenwriter (My Favorite Year; Welcome Back, Kotter, etc.), Dennis Palumbo is now a licensed psychotherapist in private practice, specializing in creative issues. His newest book, a collection of mystery short stories, is called From Crime to Crime. For more information, please visit his website at www.dennispalumbo.com.

Blog Entries by Dennis Palumbo

Hollywood On The Couch: Memo to a Young TV Exec

1 Comments | Posted July 30, 2009 | 01:20 PM (EST)


As a former Hollywood screenwriter, now a therapist who treats creative people, I hear jaw-dropping stories about the state of the entertainment industry every day in my practice. But I have to admit, this new anecdote gives me pause.

A patient of mine told me last week about a friend...

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Hate-Speech: The Real Pandemic

17 Comments | Posted June 16, 2009 | 12:02 AM (EST)


Reading Frank Rich's recent, gripping essay in The New York Times on the growing frenzy of hate-speech aimed at President Obama, I was struck by one paragraph in particular.

Following Obama's recent address in Cairo, Rich writes, "It was a prominent former Reagan defense official, Frank Gaffney, not some fringe...

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HOLLYWOOD ON THE COUCH: She's Your Agent, Not Your Mother

2 Comments | Posted June 1, 2009 | 12:03 PM (EST)


There's an old joke about the relationship between writers and agents: a writer comes home to find police and fire trucks crowding the street. As he scrambles out of his car, he sees that there's nothing left of his house but a pile of black dust and smoking embers.

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The Dick Cheney "Problem": A Modest Proposal

27 Comments | Posted May 23, 2009 | 07:01 PM (EST)


To my teenage son's chagrin, I'm kind of clueless about computers. In fact, I only half-jokingly refer to myself as a Luddite when it comes to technology.

Well, I'm up-grading from Luddite to full-blown Quaker, because after watching and listening to former Vice-President Dick Cheney's relentless attacks on President Obama's...

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HOLLYWOOD ON THE COUCH: R.I.P., Movies for Grown-Ups?

10 Comments | Posted May 8, 2009 | 04:33 PM (EST)


Well, it's that time of year again, when Hollywood begins rolling out the big-budget "tent-pole" movies. Last week saw the huge opening for X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and this weekend brings Star Trek, also expected to deliver big box-office returns. Not to mention the upcoming Transformers sequel, Night at the Museum...

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What if Susan Boyle Couldn't Sing?

147 Comments | Posted April 16, 2009 | 01:30 PM (EST)


Like millions of viewers, I was thrilled and moved when 47-year-old Susan Boyle wowed the judges and audience on Britain's Got Talent with her superb singing. As everyone knows by now, the unmarried, "never been kissed" woman from a small village was greeted by both the audience and the talent...

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Hollywood on the Couch: Part 2

Posted April 1, 2009 | 07:44 PM (EST)


Every once in a while, a writer patient will come into my therapy office and announce, "Well, I heard the other day on the radio that we're all crazy."

"Who's crazy?" I ask.

"Us. Writers. Artists in general. This shrink was on some talk show on NPR, and he said...

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Attack of the Teenage Brain!!

Posted March 10, 2009 | 04:49 PM (EST)


From the pages of medical journals to feature stories on the network news, there's been a swell of media coverage the past few years concerning "the teenage brain."

Despite sounding like the title of Hollywood's latest horror-movie blockbuster, the phrase actually refers to recent neurological research on adolescent brain chemistry....

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Oscars and Emmys and Globes, Oh my!

Posted February 3, 2009 | 05:33 PM (EST)


As a psychotherapist who works with people in the Hollywood community, I'm aware of the external pressures that affect my patients. Things like the last writers strike, or the anxiety about whether or not the actors would follow suit. Often these events are unexpected, or just infrequent.

But there are...

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Do You Suffer From Political Apathy Disorder?

Posted January 22, 2009 | 05:52 PM (EST)


If you're like most people, you're still slightly giddy and invigorated by the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President. You followed with interest the long, contentious primary process, avidly watched the presidential debates, perhaps even worked in one of the campaigns. And, in concert with record numbers of...

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(Posthumous) Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Posted January 15, 2009 | 09:45 PM (EST)


Given its obvious drawbacks, there aren't many good things to say about death.

Sure, it's quiet, and you're unlikely to be bothered anymore by spam emails and robo-calls from telemarketers. But, admittedly, perhaps the only real comfort of the grave has been the secrets you were allowed to carry...

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The Male Therapist, Hollywood-Style

Posted January 5, 2009 | 08:57 PM (EST)


Two iconic images, from two classic films: in Now, Voyager, kindly therapist Claude Rains walks in the garden with troubled patient Bette Davis. He's paternal, insightful and obviously knows what's good for her.

In The Three Faces of Eve, Lee J. Cobb helps Joanne Woodward parse out the three distinct...

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NBC Cancels Christmas!

Posted December 18, 2008 | 04:32 PM (EST)


As you might imagine, the entertainment industry patients in my therapy practice have reacted with shock, disbelief and outrage to the news that NBC has decided to put Jay Leno's talk show on the air in prime time, five nights a week, at 10 PM. That's five hours a week...

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Hollywood On The Couch

Posted December 16, 2008 | 11:40 AM (EST)


There's an old joke about a man working in the circus, whose job it was to follow behind the
elephants, sweeping up their droppings. When asked why he doesn't find some other line of work, he replies, "What, and leave show business?"

What makes the joke...

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