Six Simple Rules on Why Not to Rebound and 3 Ways to Make the Best of It
Poll: Dating your ex-husband's BFF? Is it a do, or a don't?
Here's what's (allegedly) going on, in a nutshell: Singer Ashlee Simpson is getting divorced from bassist and lyricist Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy). Their mutual friend, Craig Owens, who's Wentz's BFF and colleague (Owens' band, D.R.U.G.S. is signed to Wentz's music label, Decaydance). The ink was barely dry on the divorce Petition before Ashlee and Craig were out and about, looking very couple-like. Despite protests of, "We're just friends" that's not what it looks like in the photos. Not even remotely.
What happened to band before solo project?
Rebound Relationships. I get it. Your marriage is over. You're bummed. You're mad. You want to know you've still got "it." And how convenient---dating your husband's best friend and colleague will not only scratch the itch, it'll probably make him wild. A win/win, right?
Assuming that my source is correct, and that Ashlee and Craig are an item, it's a really straightforward example of the shortsighted thinking (or maybe not thinking) of rebounding before the ink is dry on your divorce petition.
Let's face it, jumping back into the dating pool too quickly is a trap for the unwary.
While the giddy hormone surge you get when you first flirt with that attractive person you've never seen naked before lets you know you''re still desirable and scintillating, and it's a really enticing escape from the weight of the failed relationship, getting involved too fast with new partners only leads to trouble.
Here's 6 Simple Reasons Why:
- Your discretion and decision making skills are at their all time low. They're so low, in fact, you probably don't even realize how low they are. The possibility for stupid decisions in the new few months is at an all time high.
- You'll either choose a partner exactly like your ex or someone who's completely unsuited for you, both of which are bad news. Isn't one breakup this year enough?
- No matter who decided to end the marriage, when your ex finds out he or she will inevitably go wild and make your life miserable. It's crazy, but it's true.
- You need time to grieve the death of your relationship, even if you don't think that you do. That's how out of touch the typical divorce can make even the most sensible person. You don't even realize that you need to take care of yourself, much less how.
- Little Bronx is only 2, and Ashlee won't be able to shield him from her (or Pete's) new dating activity, she's inadvertently sending a very confusing message about marriage and parenting. Little kids are so concrete in their thinking, and younger kids only have an inkling of the difference between today and tomorrow. Weren't mommy and daddy supposed to be forever? And the abstract idea that we're still your parents even though we live across town is a tough concept for little ones to grasp.
- Since only 3% of these transition relationships ultimately work out, you risk showing your child that mommy's (or daddy's) bedroom is a revolving door and that they shouldn't get attached to any of these new partners because they're going to disappear, too.
So while I understand why celebrities and other newly separated people go out on the town, sowing their wild oats either to celebrate their new found smorgasbord of potential partners or to search for evidence that they're still desirable, it's still not a good idea. It's super fun to kiss someone new, but like so many decisions that seem like a good idea at the time, later on, not so much.
And if you've got kids, explaining the dating game to them is next to impossible, IMHO. For example, developmentally, toddlers are just figuring out the difference between you and me and others, friends vs. strangers, and learning to navigate the world. Isn't that enough? Do you really need to add meeting mom's new boyfriend after dad just moved out? Or vice versa?If you Must Date Right After Filing for Divorce, I've Got 3 Simple Rules:
- Keep it private.
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