A little ditty about Jen and Diana, two Asian American chicks who grew up in the Heartland. Jen was gonna be a football star, Diana was gonna be the first girl in NASCAR. Suckin' on chili dogs, outside the line at Pink's, Diana's eating Jen's fries, gets some ketchup on her sleeve. Jen says, Hey Diana, let's run off and start this blog, quit our lame day jobs and do what we please. Diana says, Oh yeah! Life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. Oh yeah...Jen says, Hold on. Are we singing "Jack and Diane"? Diana says, Hells yeah, we're singing "Jack and Diane." Where were we? Oh right...and together they go, Gonna let it rawk, let it ro-oll! Let the bible belt come and save ma so-o-oul!

Jen Wang and Diana Nguyen are the authors of DISGRASIAN.com.

Blog Entries by Disgrasian

Tila Tequila's Alter Ego "Jane" Hijacks Her Twitter Account

1 Comments | Posted November 3, 2009 | 08:40 PM (EST)


At what point can we say that Twitter's jumped the shark? When your boss joins? When your mom joins?

How about when your alter ego starts Tweeting, as was the case Monday with Tila Tequila?

The Twitter account of Tila, who has professed to suffer from Dissociative...

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Racist Halloween Costumes...For Pets

7 Comments | Posted October 22, 2009 | 07:07 PM (EST)




With Halloween right around the corner, a lot has been said already about the latest crop of costumes--from the good to the bad to the offensive. An Illegal Alien costume, which was pulled from the shelves of Target and Walgreens this week after complaints...

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Is Balloon Boy's Mom, Mayumi Heene, a Victim of Her Husband?

4 Comments | Posted October 21, 2009 | 02:41 PM (EST)


ABCNews.com--under its "Entertainment" section, it should be noted--posted a disturbing portrait Tuesday of Mayumi Heene, Balloon Boy's mother. The story, "Balloon Boy Mom: Co-Conspirator or Abused Wife?" not only suggests that Mayumi may be a victim in this saga, but that her being Japanese has something to do...

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The Murder of a Young Asian Woman You've Never Heard Of

9 Comments | Posted September 30, 2009 | 10:02 PM (EST)


A young Asian woman was killed almost three weeks ago in September, and still no one seems to know who she was. I'm not, of course, talking...

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The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Reveals 2010 Calendar, Believes Liberal Women "Look Like Men"

8 Comments | Posted September 29, 2009 | 03:01 PM (EST)


The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute will release its fifth annual calendar this week, celebrating 2010's "Great American Conservative Women." Unlike last year's "Pretty in Mink" calendar, this one is decidedly more recession-friendly, depicting all 12 women in white shirts and soft lighting.

As for the name...

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Sometimes Goodbyes Should Take Up More Than 140 Characters

2 Comments | Posted September 1, 2009 | 09:41 PM (EST)


The death of DJ AM, also known as Adam Goldstein, becomes increasingly sad as the details publicly unfold. The New York Post reported that AM, who passed away from an apparent drug overdose, was confronted by his worried sponsor and manager on Thursday night. After smoking crack...

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Hello My Concubine (So-Called Trends)

4 Comments | Posted September 1, 2009 | 08:02 PM (EST)


British newspaper The Independent reported last week that concubines are making a comecuback in China due to the return of capitalism. This is particularly fascinating to me because my great-great-grandmother was a concubine. She was the only "wife" of my great-great-grandfather able to give him...

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If You're Gonna Call Someone A Skank, Be Sure to Say Who's Calling

Posted August 28, 2009 | 06:40 PM (EST)


By now you've probably heard the story: Former model Liskula Cohen, 37, subpoenas Google in January, in pursuit of a defamation suit "concerning her appearance, hygiene and sexual conduct" against the anonymous author of a Blogspot site called "Skanks in NYC." The blog features only...

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The McDonald's "Mr. James" Ad Campaign and How We Don't Care About White People, Apparently

1 Comments | Posted August 26, 2009 | 02:35 PM (EST)


Oh dear. It seems that we've ruffled a few feathers.

Last week, I wrote about a McDonald's ad campaign in Japan featuring one "Mr. James," a wacky gaijin nerd who speaks in broken Japanese (pictured), and the outrage that's ensued over this depiction of white foreigners there. Regarding...

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Marie Claire's Asian "Trophy Wives": We're Not Only Fetish Objects, We're Brain-Dead, Too

29 Comments | Posted August 13, 2009 | 05:43 PM (EST)


What can I say about Ying Chu's recent Marie Claire piece "The New Trophy Wives: Asian Women" that hasn't already been said?

Our pals Joz at 8 Asians and Latoya Peterson, editor of Racialicious who's guest-blogging at Jezebel for the next two weeks, have...

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Masturbation and Gay Sex Cause Swine Flu, Apparently

3 Comments | Posted August 11, 2009 | 07:47 PM (EST)


Swine flu infections are on the rise in Asia, particularly in India, Thailand, and Vietnam, according to the World Health Organization. But only Malaysia, where 2,252 cases and 38 deaths have been reported since May, has proposed a radical preventative solution: stop masturbating and having gay sex.

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The Red Dawn Remake: The Chinese Are Coming! The Chinese Are Coming!

22 Comments | Posted August 10, 2009 | 07:25 PM (EST)


Red Dawn was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It starred my girlhood crush, C. Thomas Howell. It was released in 1984, a year after The Outsiders, and it reunited three of that movie's cast members: Howell, Patrick Swayze, and Darren Dalton. Red...

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G. Gordon Liddy Thinks Bill Clinton Brought Back a Dead Giant Panda and a Penis from North Korea

9 Comments | Posted August 7, 2009 | 05:36 PM (EST)


Poor Gordon Liddy. The 78 year-old Watergate mastermind appears to be losing his mind. On Wednesday, while most of the country was busy heralding the safe return of American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling from North Korea--FOX News and other right-wing fearmongers being notable exceptions--

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Us Weekly's Freaking Out That Jon & Kate Are Yesterday's News

Posted August 7, 2009 | 02:50 PM (EST)



















Us Weekly seemed hardly able to...

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What's the Difference Between Miss Universe Japan's Garter Belt and a Bikini?

8 Comments | Posted July 31, 2009 | 10:25 PM (EST)


That's Emiri Miyasaka (Miss Universe Japan) below, in a brand-spankin'-new national costume, which she will apparently be wearing to the big galactic competition on August 23 of this year.












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Philippine Prisoners Dance to Michael Jackson's "Dangerous"

Posted July 27, 2009 | 02:52 AM (EST)


Once again, the prisoners at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, where 70 percent of the inmates are convicted of serious crimes like murder, rape and drug trafficking, make maximum-security incarceration look really awesome with another Michael Jackson dance video, this time to "Dangerous":

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The Facebook Movie Puts the zZzZ's in Zuckerberg

1 Comments | Posted July 16, 2009 | 01:23 PM (EST)


Does anyone really care about the Facebook Movie? Or, for that matter, Facebook? Sure, Facebook currently boasts 250 million users, and Mark Zuckerberg had his official coming-out party as a mogul on Oprah a few months back, but all that really means is that your...

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Judith Hill, "Heal the World" Singer

9 Comments | Posted July 8, 2009 | 04:03 PM (EST)


The only time I cried Tuesday during the Michael Jackson memorial was in the middle of it, when I went back to sleep after an awful night of tossing and turning and dreamed that I was crying, uncontrollably, that hiccupy, face-contorting, ugly kind of crying. It was unclear...

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Anna Wintour Has an "Oriental" Face, Apparently

2 Comments | Posted July 2, 2009 | 05:37 PM (EST)


The man responsible for Vogue editor Anna Wintour's signature helmet bob is a Malaysian-born Londoner named -- wait for it -- Charlie Chan. Even though he's a successful hairstylist, coiffing the likes of Wintour, Iman, and Simon Cowell, his hardass Asian mother would like him to get...

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People Who Suck at Math (Ahem, Iran Election Riggers)

12 Comments | Posted June 26, 2009 | 06:55 PM (EST)


Two interesting stories surfaced this week about people who suck at math.

The first had to with an American Institutes for Research report that's created a new international grading index to compare state and national math scores with those of other countries. And guess what? The U.S. sucks...

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