G. Gordon Liddy Thinks Bill Clinton Brought Back a Dead Giant Panda and a Penis from North Korea

Poor Gordon Liddy. The 78 year-old Watergate mastermind appears to be losing his mind. On Wednesday, while most of the country was busy heralding the safe return of American journalists Euna Lee and Laura Ling from North Korea--FOX News and other right-wing fearmongers being notable exceptions--Liddy announced on his radio show that "Ling-Ling and Wee-Wee...have been brought back by Bill Clinton to the United States."

Listen:

Now, Ling-Ling was one of the two giant pandas (pictured with her mate Hsing-Hsing) given to the U.S. by China following President Nixon's historic visit there in 1972. You know, the same president that Liddy served under and served time for. It's only natural to assume, then, that Liddy is suffering from moderate dementia--symptoms of which include "forgetting names and faces" and "remembering events from the past as though they are the present"--and that's why he's confusing Laura Ling with Ling-Ling, a giant panda who died in 1992.

And we all know what a Wee-Wee is. (Lady Gaga even has one, evidently!) But why Liddy would conflate Euna Lee with a dick is beyond us. Perhaps he's been playing with his own wee-wee a bit too much lately?

Which would mean Liddy's brain is not only degenerating, it's moving rapidly from moderate to severe dementia, symptoms of which include..."uncontrollable movements."

Like we said, poor Gordon Liddy.

[Media Matters for America: Liddy tells joke about "Ling Ling and Wee Wee" "being locked up for nine hours in an airplane with Bill Clinton"]
[via Salon]

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Comments

[LMPE]

What's worse than being in prison in North Korea? Having to listen to G. Gordon Liddy.

[LetsGetToWork]

Well, he continues to demonstrate that there is something happening to him. His addled ramblings and juvenile name-calling suggests to me that there is deterioration of his faculties.

People who care about him would be well advised to keep him home and comfortable.

[jackything]

As sad as it is for their families and friends, it gives me hope that these screwballs will be soiling their red, white and blue didies soon and drooling on their mIc's....

[totalliberal]

Conservatives still can't accept that Bill Clinton gets 'Free' se*x.

[Whitley2009]

Is it not amazing that all of the convicted felons and those accused of drug and weapons smuggling are found on the Republican side of the fence?

[MajorKong]

So why do they feel that this guy should be on TV all the time?

He conducted an illegal political operation 40 years ago - and couldn't even get THAT right. Went to prison for it. And somewhere along the way he became a right-wing media darling.

[jackything]

How about Ollie North? He has a show on Fox Noise...bu­t it's only illegal and seditious if a liberal or a Democrat does it...if a Rethug does it then it's patriotism.

[barbarino]

Wow... he's reverting back to his racist short pants days in the sandbox.

[Corbettpc]

Well, he was obviously off his meds when he appeared on Hardball the other night, so why should we pay any attention to anything he says.