Skanks Gotta Stick Together

The Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger said this week that she'd welcome Sarah Palin into her group if the Republican ticket fails in November.

"She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she's hot," Scherzinger said.

And we can't think of a better use of Palin's talents! Especially after the last few weeks, when the VP-wannabe has demonstrated all too well that she can get down and dirty. Plus, Palin is hot, and we think she'd look smoking in a latex dress, despite her aversion to rubbers.

Comments

[LeBeau59741]

What is this national delusion about Palin's looks?
I'm not saying she's a "bad" looking woman but c'mon, folks, unless you're a guy who harbours fantasies about the librarian or the boss's secretary, she's simply an average looking woman with the means to dress well and a stylist to help her do it.

[shadowgm]

No kidding. I don't even find her the least bit appealing.

First of all, there's NO ONE HOME. Incoherent answers about foreign policy experience because those things rear up Putin's head and, you know, where do they go when they read newspapers, all of them? (Oh, wait, it's the media's fault, they're FILTERING her uninterrupted, face-on interview.)

Her voice is irritating. Screeching brakes. Nails on a chalkboard.

Then there's the growing pile of dishonesty. Lies about her record. Abuse of power. Playing the aw-shucks, I'm just a hockey mom card while she's encouraging the crowd to express their hatred of Barack Obama. Bristol's pregnancy is a private, family matter, but the kids are a constant presence on the campaign trail (don't they go to school?).

And, finally, if you believe in some crazy pastor from Kenya who bills himself as a witch hunter, I don't want you anywhere near the reins of this country. It's a con game taking advantage of people's faith and people's fears. We've had eight years of THAT bulls***, that's enough.

[jellygraph]

The only problem is that Palin is not hot... Take away her streaks and her glasses, and she looks pretty ordinary (and i don't think she looks all that great with them on anyhow)

[MikeInFL]

VH1's Behind the Music. 2010.

"Unfortunately, Gov. Palin's addition to the group would cause tensions as she immediately tried to gain creative control. Her initial attempt to rename the group 'The Mooseycat Dolls' was roundly rejected, but led to bitter infighting, which came to a head a year later with Ashley, Jessica, and Melody leaving the group in protest over the group's forthcoming album, 'Oh Sure, You Betcha'."

[supergranny]

very funny!

[CalifroniaMark]

I would love to see Sarah Palin back that thang up and drop it like it's hot...Her Campaign that is.

[sedum]

I got nothin.