The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Reveals 2010 Calendar, Believes Liberal Women "Look Like Men"

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute will release its fifth annual calendar this week, celebrating 2010's "Great American Conservative Women." Unlike last year's "Pretty in Mink" calendar, this one is decidedly more recession-friendly, depicting all 12 women in white shirts and soft lighting.

As for the name of the 2010 calendar, I can only conclude it references the following:

"Great" as in hyperbole, as when calendar girl Michelle Malkin claimed an anti-Obama protest that took place in DC this month was attended by two million people, instead of the 70,000 estimated by the fire department.

"American" as in the opposite of "un-American," an accusation Miss November Michelle Bachmann leveled at Barack Obama--and certain members of Congress--during his campaign.

And "Conservative" as in gay-hating and other civil rights-denying values, a mission newest calendar addition, Carrie Prejean, Miss October, claims God chose her to carry out.

In an attempt to counter the great Greatness, the American American-ness, and the Conservative Hatey-ness of this calendar, HuffPost is putting together a "Great American Liberal Women" Calendar of its own.

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute's official Facebook Fan Page seems dubious about this counterpunch, however, judging by the wall post they put up on Monday at 1:04 pm:

Yes, it does in fact read: "The Huffington Post is trying to make a "Great American LIBERAL Women" calendar. This might be difficult considering their women look like men *cough*rachelmaddow*cough*."

Stay classy, you great women, you.

[The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute]
[FOX News: "Great American Conservative Women" Calendar PICS]
[The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute Facebook Fan Page]

 

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Comments

[BowlingForRevenge]

Another poster gave me an idea!
Instead of "pretty" face pictures I'd like to see brain scans of brilliant liberal women next to brain scans belonging to...Sarah Palin maybe.
Let's see who's working on all cylinders!
It's true liberal think about what they're looking at and conservatives just bask in their reflections.

[Veronica]

That Clare Booth Luce Facebook page is funny as sh*t. These people have zero self-awareness. NONE.

One woman loves the calendar, but wishes that it featured Sarah Palin photoshopped onto Ronald Regan's lap, or something.

[ninthraphael]

calendar girl...for value voters this is ridiculous! where's the bikini?

[rjmiller]

I, for one, think Rachel Maddow is pretty hot. And seriously, how easy is it to find beautiful liberal women? 56% of women voters voted Obama, 66% of the under 30 vote, 96% of black voters. Basically, pick any attractive woman off the street and you're probably fine. If you pick from a major city, you're golden.

[Veronica]

Rachel Maddow looks like a man, alright -- on a planet whose men all kind of look like women from the Planet Earth.

You gotta love the deep thinking of the right wing. "Lesbian = Manly! Even if they wear makeup and have totally feminine features, if they are gay and have short hair, they're, like, manly and stuff."

[averygard]

Pleeeeease don't take the bait for this and do the one thing that's considered liberal that really isn't--it's status quo--put all our women in bathing suits or nothing at all for this.

[supertim]

they should be wearing white hoods, and ambient lighting, the kind one gets from a bonfire at a klan rally

[MajorKong]

I had a good looking car once that wouldn't run.

Just sayin'

[sagebrush5]

They are getting desperate, those right-wingnuts.
I don't get a rip about the way right or left women look..how do they THINK????????

We will know, someday, that we have progressed on this planet, when we are not so completely obsessed with "looks".