Dear Barack Obama,
We're here for you.
We're going to vote for you.
All of this, even though we could barely make out more than one Asian face during thirty minutes of glossy, real American programming during tonight's simulcast infomercial.
Maybe next time, right?
Sigh,
DISGRASIAN
P.S. By the way, we get that this infomercial was for fat, old, bald guys in Ohio, not us. But the wound still smarts.
P.P.S. We almost cried when we saw your baby pictures. So cute!