Tila Tequila Twitters. A lot.
She joined less than two weeks ago and has already posted over 500 updates and has 67,000+ followers at last count. She claims not to have a ghost Twitterer microblogging for her, but she also claimed to be bisexual just in time for--tada!--her bisexual dating show on MTV, so make of that what you will.
- She has a crush on David Lynch.
- She takes Ambien/Lunesta to sleep, and when she runs out of pills, Nyquil.
- She's really pissed at Rihanna for not being a "better role model" and for "partying."
- The "biggest celebrity douchebag asshole" she's ever met is Jared Leto, whom she calls "a self-absorbed cunt."
- She is BTF (Best Twitter Friends) with Meghan McCain (@McCainBlogette).
- She is always LOL.
- Her idols are "Kathryn of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Queen Elizabeth, Joan of Arc and Tupac Shakur."
- The only person she really hates in the world is Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, because of the way that "hoebag...smiles when paparazzi's are swarming her."
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