07/12/2011 04:35 pm ET | Updated Sep 06, 2011

We Can't Get Dick Done in This Heat, But USA Today Has Somehow Found a Way

It's been hard to get any work done lately. It's hot and we're bothered, and I don't mean that in a good way. The same can't be said for USA Today, which posted this graphic last Friday:

Looks like the sun is about to blow himself, doesn't it? And, you know, if that's what it takes to lower temps around here, by all means.

[via @charlesapple]