When You Hear the Word "Congo," Naturally You Think "Fun for Children"

For a limited time only, we can go to the Congo for $799.99!

Our "Congo Excursion 2011" features an "8' Wave Slide, Rock Wall w/Rope, Trapeze Bar, Belt Swing, Glider Swing, Telescope, Binoculars & More."

The "& More" refers to:

• 1 tic tac toe spinner panel


• 1 steering wheel


• Multi striped canopy


• Sandbox


• Mass rape


• The worst sexual violence in the world


• Malaria, diarrhea, pneumonia, and malnutrition as leading death-causers


• Anywhere from 3 to 7 million dead since 1998


• Nearly half of the dead (47%) being children

And yet, speaking of, our Congo Excursion 2011 curiously fails to feature any black children:

Huh. I'm beginning to get a funny feeling about this whole Congo Excursion thingy. Maybe it's not such a great idea after all?

[Costco: Congo Excursion 2011 Playset By Gorilla Playsets™]
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Comments

[AG creative]

09:53 PM on 02/10/2011

I did the website for the 1st incarnation of this company, sorry God!