Because it was going to happen eventually (yes, you were saved from the obvious "bound to happen" joke), someone made a parody of Kanye's newest music video, "Bound 2." If you're not one of the six million people who has watched it on YouTube, just imagine a Lisa Frank trapper keeper background and then put Kanye and a topless Kim Kardashian on a Kawasaki and we've just saved you four minutes of your life you would have otherwise lost.
Thankfully for the world, it was Seth Rogan and James Franco who made fun of it. And thankfully again, they remade the video SCENE FOR SCENE. If we could go back in time, I think most of the people who watched the original wish they could have watched the spoof first or instead.
For the record, Kim approves of the video, according to her Twitter account.
"You nailed it!!! Sooo funny! RT @Sethrogen: #Bound3 [Link to YouTube Video] .... Enjoy!!!!!!"
As of 10pm CST Monday night, Kanye's twitter feed (which is surprisingly still @kanyewest and not @YEEZUS) hasn't spit out an all-caps response yet. It can only be a matter of time before that happens. So which Kanye will we receive in 140 characters or less?
Will Rogen and Franco be subjected to the tirade that Kanye unleashed on Jimmy Kimmel after he mocked a Kanye interview on his late night show? (Which, if you're late to the party, is no longer available for viewing since Kanye doesn't believe a Tweet is forever.)
Or will we see the occasional usage of lowercase letters? Will Kanye be able to take the joke? For the first time in actual history?
Let's be honest - if he didn't think the Kimye video for "Bound 2" was going to be made fun of, we'll have what he's having. And while we're on that topic, we'll probably have what Seth Rogen and James Franco are having as well.