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Don Malkemes
Don Malkemes has been shaming his family for more than 10 years. Before hip-hop died, he wrote for He is currently a marketing whore in a very depressing office, where he excels in smoking and leaving early. He has become friends with real journalists who are very ambitious and intimidate him. Don currently lives in Chicago with his television.

Blog Entries by Don Malkemes

Big Love Attacks Minor Threat

Posted June 26, 2007 | 11:32:07 (EST)

Big Love, a show mostly known for making men incredibly tired (three wives, no beers), decided to throw its first-born son and Oedipus of Latter-day Saints, Ben, into a Straight Edge mosh last night. Granted, the parallel between Mormonism and Straight Edge is appreciated: both creeds being relatively new and...

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Sevenfold Path to the True Meaning of Bloomsday

Posted June 12, 2007 | 19:23:20 (EST)

The long lines at the liquor store, children on the knee of Italo Svevo, the faint scent of urine in your breakfast; it's beginning to look a lot like Bloomsday (June 16): the day the world celebrates James Joyce's Ulysses. It's a day full of wonder and...

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Free Demetrius Oglesby

Posted June 8, 2007 | 11:08:00 (EST)

In Aurora, Illinois, there's trouble. On Thursday, May 31 at West Aurora High School, 200 students incited a melee that many teachers describe as a "food fight." Teenagers, bored with booze and firearms, have taken to using food as crude missiles, which are indiscriminately launched into crowds of innocent children....

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