05/17/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Sarah Palin Blocked Me From Facebook

Awww, man. On March 17, I friended Sarah Palin on Facebook.

After expressing my opinion that President Obama is the emergency room surgeon who is getting blamed for the conservative Republican car wreck, she promptly blocked me. But I want to rejoin the real America, so will you help?

Go to Sarah Palin's Facebook page. Make friends with her. Join the other 1+ million folks who are allowed to express themselves.

Let me know what it's like to be included in the group with the cool kids and whether I can get a second chance ...