What a Bunch of Whiny Sourpusses
It has just gotten awful for the Republicans. Tear-shedding gut-wrenching heart-breaking sad.
The party of tough talk and unflappable belief in their version of America -- the party willing to send others' kids to war to prove how tough they are -- has just become the most whiny, bitchy, sad little thing you've ever seen. Like one of those poodles with a red ribbon and a pedi-pedi and an owner who you just want to hand a sandwich to and beg her to eat, please eat. It's gotten so bad that Republicans even gave up smashing beer cans against their foreheads to have tea parties for each other.
It's all the fault of someone else. The group who insists we can do it alone and don't need any help from anyone else and nobody better question us 'cause we know what we're doing so you better not speak up or we'll call you un-American anti-apple pie terrorists socialists godless wimps has, well, fallen victim ...
... poor victims of the media who won't treat them fair and balanced
... poor victims of dweeby little college professors and meek little school teachers who are bent on indoctrinating their kids
... poor victims of sad little dictators like Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and Kim Jung Il who just won't listen!
... poor victims of the Intertubes & the mean pajama-clad bloggers who won't leave them alone
... poor victims of the American voters who threw 'em out of power
... poor victims of Nancy Pelosi & Rahm Emanuel & Arlen Specter who keep pullin' the wool over their eyes
... poor victims of the mean old French 
who wouldn't play with them in their Iraq sandbox
... poor victims of the unions who won't let their executive friends take all the money and run
... poor victims of the gays who are ruining their god-blessed marriages 
Geez.
Who wants to follow a Republican Party or conservative movement that sits in a corner, sucking its thumb, and whines about how the world is out to get them and they just can't do anything about it!?
At least they've still got Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, and Newt Gingrich to show us how to be real men. (Or should I say moose-hunting Sarah Palin?)
Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah!
Waaaah!
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Donnie Fowler
San Francisco
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Real men you say.
The need to feel safe, I hate to tell the gun totting men, is a FEMININE trait.
Don't tell Ann Coulter.
Did you expect anything else from mainstream Republicans? We Ron Paul Campaign for Liberty-types saw this coming firsthand, well before you all started taking notice. You don't hear us whining. Rather, we're championing individual liberties in whatever forums seem appropriate, and making and executing plans to defend them against the statist-co
And more and more regular folks are joining us . . .
No hordes of trolls cluttering up the posts on THIS page, I see...
Rich people are so spoiled.
Anytime they don't get their "way" they throw a temper tantrum -- how DARE! anyone deny them fulfillment of their "whims" -- !!!!! -- don't the rest of us realize how "important!" and special! they are???
And, as for them paying their "fair" share of taxes . . . how about $ZERO, hmmmmm?? -- they don't intend on spending one F-ing dime! on the needs of the great unwashed . . . it's the other way around, in fact -- the poor are "expected" to pay for the debt the rich rack up -- right????
That's the way trickle-down works.
The whole idea is to keep as many people dependent on YOU for a living, so there'll always be a large pool of willing slave-laborers . . . and, if they're in debt to you, so much the better.
And the American taxpayer is just the most convenient suckers around to bankroll their schemes . . . no other country would put up with this garbage . . . OK, so maybe Mexico or Zimbabwe . . . great company we keep, according to that matrix.
bwaaah!
REPUBLICANS are PROFESSIONAL VICTIMS!
...bwaaaaa
BINGO.
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