The Nastiest Holiday Promo Signs (PHOTOS)

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Because you love your mom and you know what she wants.

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Not So Bad Gross!

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[whoissilvia]

01:19 PM on 12/18/2010

I try to avoid the Krispy Food Point. It gets stuck in the soft palate. Ouch.

[StarWarsHippie]

04:19 PM on 12/15/2010

The garden supply store around me a few years ago had a sign that said: "Perfect gift for Santa? HOE HOE HOE." It made me laugh everytime I went by.

[TheLadyOphelia]

01:11 PM on 12/15/2010

I needed to laugh after reading the depressing news on the other sites. This had me laughing out loud and unable to type !! The comments by my astute co-posters are funnier than the pictures ! Keep it up everyone :)

[timetraveler2039]

11:49 AM on 12/15/2010

Mom will never get hemheroids! (You know what I mean)

[keithevans]

11:26 AM on 12/15/2010

The gift that keeps on giving! :P

[Montcalms Revenge]

10:48 AM on 12/15/2010

I can't bear the sight of Orangina now...

[moonflowerjewelry]

10:03 AM on 12/15/2010

These are pretty silly (silly is good). Even more silly are the comments where people are trying to explain... something... (mine included)

[rbndc]

09:26 AM on 12/15/2010

I think Stewie Griffin designed the Orangina bear ad.

[leajazz]

05:46 AM on 12/15/2010

I want what he's drinking!

[fishnetdiver]

05:45 AM on 12/15/2010

so does Seth McFarlan know that Orangina is using Stewie's dream version of Rupert the Teddy Bear as their logo?

...and gotta get me summa that KFP! LMAO!!!

[HekmagaJuximakLives]

10:23 AM on 12/15/2010

You'd better LMAO all you can now, because when KFP is done you won't have none

[mbaty]

01:34 AM on 12/15/2010

I think I'll go to the "Crispy Food Point" now...

[omg wtf lol bbq]

12:38 AM on 12/15/2010

It's not so much you have a naked bear with a fig leaf, it's the brand of soft drink he's pushing...

[signgrrl]

02:26 PM on 12/15/2010

and what great abs he has . . . .

[jrkemmer]

12:23 AM on 12/15/2010

Itis so awesome to see what passes for advertising these days...

[iAREamerica]

09:33 PM on 12/14/2010

Thanks anyway.

My mom is a geriatric and seems in good supply.

[goddess1871]

08:20 PM on 12/14/2010

I think we ALL want soft stools..... whether it's Christmas or not!