How about a spending a night in the Ufuk Hotel? (Don't miss the self-serve buffet breakfast, better known as the Ufuk Yourself.) Or imagine trying to book a room over the phone at the Ah Chew hotel. (Gesundheit!) And what could be more appealing than a little antibiotics-free stay in China's Resist Bacteria Hotel? Have an opinion about the worst aspects of air travel, hotels, tourist attractions? Take the World Worst Travel Survey at www.titanicawards.com. Or check out the new book Titanic Awards (Perigee, May 4).