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12 More Calls Scott Walker Should Not Have Taken (VIDEO)

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He was planning to start trouble in Wisconsin. And now trouble is what he's got. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Punk'd!

Wisconsin Republicans now hope to outlaw prank calls. Presumably, right after they outlaw unions.

But that won't undo the cruel bullying poor Scott Walker has undergone. And the really sad part is that poor, goofy Scott actually thought David Koch -- the Prom King of Tea Party High -- was calling him. Ready to lavish untold millions on Scott's inevitable run for President, making him the envy of all the other union-busting, billionaire-loving governors.

Even now, Scott undoubtedly sits by his phone, waiting for the real David Koch to call.

But tragically, Koch does not. The rumor is, he's moved on...hanging with that slut, Chris Christie.

But when you're reduced to hoping for what is the political equivalent of a booty call, the odds are you've probably had some other, equally dodgy telephonic conversations. In fact, I imagine Scott's had a dozen.

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