First, they kicked Courtney Love off a plane, and I did not complain because I was not a smoker.
Then they kicked Ivana Trump off a plane, and I did not complain because I'm not a crazy rich bitch.
Then they kicked Kevin Smith off a plane, and I did not complain because I was not fat.
Okay, fine, but I'm on a diet. Still, I bet those Southwest dudes will find a Dozen other ways to humiliate their customers.
I mean, what's to stop them from banning George Clooney for being a jetsetting Lothario with no real human connections?
Oh, wait, that's just a character he played.
OR IS IT???
P.S. - ATTN: LOVERS OF COMEDY AND COMEDY WRITERS
Comedy writer "Big Joe" Kenny has the misfortune of having cancer...and inadequate insurance to cover the costs of his treatment. But he has the good fortune of having hugely talented friends who are rallying to raise money.
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