03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

12 Senators' New Year's Resolutions

I'm not talking about Senate resolutions. Nor am I talking about the acts of Congress that will no doubt occur after midnight at their rockin' New Year's Eve parties.

I'm talking about each senator's New Year's resolution. Because you just know that each of these guys, individually, deep down, is trying to be a better person.

Guys, I got your filibuster right here.

Oh, and in case you're wondering: no, I'm not talking about why your new HDTV has such crappy resolution.