Forget her phony resume and her dipping into the campaign funds. Don't worry about her deep concern about where and why you touch yourself. Ignore her belief that Pinky and the Brain was a documentary. Weak tea like that will never make Sarah Palin sound capable and sane.
But listen to this...
Christine O'Donnell outed herself on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect back in 1999. She "dabbled into witchcraft"! She picnicked on a Satanic altar!
Don't tell me this is the 21st century. The strength of the witch is that she is unbelievable. Well, that and her being able to turn you into a frog.
Ask yourself, why are she and Rep. Michele Bachmann renaming Bachmann's caucus the Tea Party Coven?
Why has she been accepting rides on corporate broomsticks?
And why am I saying "ribbit" so much?
I'm warning you, you need to see Doug's Dozen: 12 Signs Christine O'Donnell is a Witch.
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