12 Things McChrystal Said to Obama at Their Last Meeting

Thank you, Mr. President. And you too, Mr. Bite-me.
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DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 THINGS MC CHRYSTAL SAID TO OBAMA AT THEIR LAST MEETING

1. SORRY DUDE, I WAS WRECKED ON SOME AWESOME AFGHAN HASH

2. JUST SO I UNDERSTAND, YOU WANT ME TO RESIGN, NOT RE-SIGN?

3. I THINK MY PROBLEM WAS READING ALL THOSE BOOKS ABOUT GENERAL MC CLELLAN

4. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? I'M FRIENDS WITH PRESIDENT KARZAI !

5. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND ANOTHER GENERAL WHO CAN GET ALONG WITH A DRUG-DEALING ELECTION THIEF?

6. THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN THE ENDING OF "SEVEN DAYS IN MAY"

7. I'M REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SURROUNDED BY ALL YOU CIVILIANS I CAN'T HAVE KILLED

8. I GUESS A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION TO KIM JONG IL IS OUT OF THE QUESTION

9. I FORGOT, DID I MENTION THE HASH?

10. NO, SIR, YOU HEARD WRONG. I SAID YOU WERE "BIGGER"

11. DO YOU MIND IF I DON'T FINISH OUT THE WEEK? FRIDAY I START MY NEW JOB AT FOX NEWS

12. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. AND YOU TOO, MR. BITE-ME

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