This year, I've had a hard time getting into the holiday mood. Between violent clashes at Wal-Mart and on Wall Street, unrest abroad, and the nastiest crop of American politicians in recent memory, I think we need to update the ol' Christmas catalog. So here's
DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR A REALLY BAD YEAR
1. WHAT CHRISTMAS
2. DECK 'EM AT MALLS
3. GOD DAMN YE, FAIRY GENTLEMEN (sung by The Bachmanns)
4. SILENCE, NEWT!
5. O COME, YE UNFAITHFUL
6. THE FIRST NO-WELFARE
7. I'LL BE HOMELESS FOR CHRISTMAS
8. HERE COPS COME ASSAULTING US
9. O, HOLY SHIT!
10. WE THREE DEPOSED DICTATORS OF ORIENT ARE
11. HAVE YOURSELF A MONETARY CRISIS
And Ann Coulter's smash hit:
12. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTIANS, IS JEWS
(No video this time...but if you're in the mood, click on this beloved classic from last week,
...and remember, every time you click Funny, a writer gets his win!)
Special thanks to Dean Stefan!
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