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Doug's Dozen: 12 Fox News Headlines for that Obama Rainbow Photo

04/12/2015 06:01 pm ET | Updated Jun 12, 2015

You've seen the picture, no doubt a simple case of atmospheric phenomenon meets quick-fingered White House photographer.

Or is it?

May I submit....

DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 FOX NEWS HEADLINES FOR THAT OBAMA RAINBOW PHOTO

1. MILLIONS IN TAX DOLLARS TO FLY OBAMA TO JAMAICA FOR CORNY PHOTO OP

2. OBAMA FLAUNTS GAY SYMBOL TO INSULT CHRISTIANS

3. MAINSTREAM MEDIA FOCUSES ON RAINBOW, IGNORES STORM OBAMA CAUSED

4. WIMPY RESPONSE BY PREZ TO MAGICAL ISIS ATTACK

5. WHERE IS THE FLAG, MR. PRESIDENT?

6. OBAMA ALSO PROMISING ILLEGALS TO GET UNICORNS

7. PHOTOSHOP-GATE!

8. OBAMA HIDING LEPRECHAUN GOLD FROM AVERAGE AMERICANS

9. WHO'S REALLY BEHIND CLIMATE CHANGE?

10. ANTICHRIST OBAMA USING POWERS TO MAKE AMERICA HOMOSEXUAL

11. REAGAN DID IT BETTER

12. GOD SHOWS FAVOR, OBAMA RESPONDS WITH OFFENSIVE HITLER SALUTE

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