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03/24/2011 03:02 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Doug's Dozen: 12 Names for Glenn Beck's Cable Network

So Glenn Beck's thinking of starting his own pay cable "service"? Brilliant! All he needs now is...

DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 NAMES FOR GLENN BECK'S CABLE NETWORK

1. LAUGHTIME

2. THE FOOL NETWORK

3. CARTOON NUTJOB

4. HOME FOX OFFICE

5. BLACK ENRAGEMENT TELEVISION

6. ALTERNATE HISTORY CHANNEL

7. FU-MSNBC

8. THE GOLD CHANNEL

9. HOME SCHOOLING NETWORK

10. TURNER CLASSIC DIARIES

11. PRAYBOY CHANNEL

12. PAY B.S.

(special thanks to Shelly Goldstein)

See more lists at www.dougsdozen.com

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