Doug's Dozen: 12 Shakespeare Plays Rewritten by Sarah Palin

Doug's Dozen: 12 Shakespeare Plays Rewritten by Sarah Palin
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So the 'Tard of Exxon thinks words like "refudiate" make her the new Shakespeare?

Well, maybe we should put those swift thumbs of hers to work, redoing those musty ol' plays, for the regular folks who are tired of high-falutin' language. I say, let's celebrate...

Doug's Dozen: 12 Shakespeare Plays Rewritten by Sarah Palin

1. The Nominating of the Not-So-Shrewd

2. Levio and Bristolet

3. 2012 Nut

4. Ass, You Like Her

5. Oil Spill That Ends Well

6. A Midterm-Election Nightmare

7. The Merchant of Venom

8. Much Ado About Quitting

9. Loves Labor's Losses!

10. The Calm Tweeting of Errors

11. Boreal-anus

12. Macbetcha

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