Worst Supreme Court Decision Ever? Get Ready for Another 12!

03/27/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

They say it's worse than the Dred Scott decision of 1857, or even the dread Scott Brown decision of last week. It could be the end of our democracy. So why do I get the idea these clowns are just warming up? Sounds like another Doug's Dozen.

Let's look on the bright side, though. Think of all the money you'll now save on political donations -- no point in you trying to outspend Shell Oil or Cigna or Bear Stearns, now is there?

And who knows? Maybe those bean counters who work for that mega cartel headquartered in the Cayman Islands will do a better job of picking your leaders than your neighbors have. I mean, if you live in South Carolina, you've already got Mark Sanford, Jim DeMint and Joe Wilson. How could a soulless corporation screw you any further?