When I got sick of working overtime and getting migraines, I did what any sensible person would do: I started drawing chicken cartoons on sticky notes. Now you can harness the power of these cartoons to help you get rid of your pesky job. It's simple: just repeatedly send these cartoons to your boss (or, even better, try some of these ideas in person) and you'll be unemployed in no time. Savage Chickens feature hardworking chickens and their boss PROD3000 (a productivity robot who maintains order by brandishing a stick with a nail through it). Some of the following cartoons are from my new book, Savage Chickens: A Survival Kit for Life in the Coop, some are from my web site (www.savagechickens.com), and the last one was drawn especially for The Huffington Post.