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Douglas Forbes

Posted: December 9, 2009 08:06 PM

Equality - What Are We So Afraid Of?

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My name is Doug, and I have a penis.

My wife's name is Elena, and she has a vagina.

Our neighbors are Tom and Kevin. Each has a penis, like I do.

Elena and I wed in 2004 and have since led a blissful life together.

Tom and Kevin have also led a blissful life together.

They have not wed, however. That's only because they live in New Jersey where blissful marriages between two people with penises or vaginas have not yet been welcome.

If this all sounds even loosely juvenile so far, that's because it is.

I write this passage having just attended the New Jersey Senate Judiciary Committee's Marriage Equality hearing on bill S-1967, a local ordeal not surprisingly given national attention in light of Prop 8 and similar goings-on. The good news: the bill passed. The bad news: it passed by a mere 7-6 and heads to a full Senate where the uphill climb extends far into the stratosphere.

My wife and I both signed up to testify as the straight white couple eternally confounded by this iniquity. Sadly, we never gained the opportunity to speak due to the confines of time. Gladly, we were superseded by dozens of courageous men, women and children who spoke eloquently, passionately and persuasively about the unfathomable suffering they have endured.

Proponent arguments ranged from the honorable civil rights champion, Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., who sent an incisive statement urging the bill's passage to NAACP chairman, Julian Bond, who delivered an in-person entreaty that stirred souls, and even a 10 year old who spoke about explaining civil unions to classmates... "They look at us like we're from Mars."

Opponent arguments included Senator Gerald Cardinale, R-Bergen County, who waged his concern that passage of said bill would encourage more people to choose to be gay, followed by a rabbi who extolled "...think what's in store for the innocent child", supplemented by a layperson who dropped nuts, bolts and screws upon a hearing table to illustrate how things can and cannot work.

But as we walked from the capitol building this evening wondering if there ever were to be a true fait accompli, I kept wondering what, in fact, was the nucleus of such disdain for this otherwise no-brainer. And then it hit me. Through all levels of tenor this night, there were but two critical words never to enter testimony... penis, vagina.

Are we afraid that this marriage-for-all-amendment is just a social experiment the likes of which will fail the very continuance of our species?

Or are we just plain afraid to admit that the "penis" and the "vagina" have some serious answering to do.

What we do know is that our masses have most certainly been afraid of doing what is morally unambiguous, largely because of its effect on political constituencies, professional careers, religious affiliations and personal ties.

By labeling marriage an "institution" to which a man and woman have exclusive access, we have shamefully rendered a glorious union into an ostensible slog.

Do ANY of us really wish to live in an institution anyway?

I want to live in a HOME where I am loved and can love back every minute of every day in an equal and uncompromising way.

Luckily, my wife and I have all the accoutrements to do that, namely one penis and one vagina. But there are those in my very own family who get stopped far short of what I have because of their anatomical sameness and the law shaking its finger, "No-no, uh-uh." Because they are not straight, are they somehow crooked?

My wife and I live in an historic, reemerging, New Jersey neighborhood... a melting pot of African Americans, Irish Americans, Italian Americans, Jewish Americans, Hispanics, and yes, gay people. We wake up to real life every day, not some deeply edited version of what some people think life ought to look like. This IS America, for better or for worse, in sickness or in health, until death do us part.

Therefore, the very fact that we had to appear in Trenton to defend our America was and is an infinite insult and a disgrace. 45 states that similarly deny our citizens this most basic of rights should be mortified by such myopia.

Vast numbers of folks are just plain afraid that acknowledging what is equitable will somehow make them weak, vulnerable and unwelcome in familiar places. But it is our gay brothers and sisters who are the ones unjustly unwelcome in the most familiar of places.

Why are we so afraid to welcome them? Why are we so afraid to welcome anything but the status quo, anything but life's rich pageant? I have never heard an argument that is judicious or vaguely relevant. As infantile as this may sound, all there is is the fear of two penises, two vaginas. Nothing more, nothing less.

If over 40 percent of heterosexual first marriages currently end in divorce, 60 percent of second marriages and 70 percent of third attempts, it is downright preposterous for us straight folks to proclaim our holier-than-thou arguments. Yet, according to the National Center For Vital Statistics, Massachusetts, where gay marriage has been running strong for 5 years, retains the national title as the lowest divorce rate state.

4,000 years ago, in what anthropologists deemed the bare beginning of marriage,
clusters of a few dozen people were led by several testosterone-fueled males who shared and governed multiple women and children. Some might jest that sounds like today's modern family. The point is, however, most of us are fully aware that times have changed, and so too must the ways by which we move through time. Otherwise, we will deny ourselves the growth we so long for and the dignity we certainly all deserve.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government."

How can it possibly not be time that America acknowledges marriage for one and all? Otherwise, the people of this nation must exercise their right and responsibility to abolish this failed form and reinstitute it altogether.

 
 
 
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Skeetshooter
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03:01 PM on 01/05/2010
Every cultural narcissist needs somebody to feel superior to. With racism threatened by the Obama presidency, and misogyny under stress throughout the civilized world, what's a simple loser to do? African homophobia is the modern prude's sex tourism, and it's bonus that these gay people are also black makes it a win win for religio fascists everywhere. Any day now I expect Brit Hume to pay these two lucky sinners an evangelical visit.
01:35 AM on 12/16/2009
I just cant believe how people CANT justify their way of thinking other than with religion. I believe in God and quite frankly believe God believes in me and dare I say the relationship I have with my partner of 5 years.

I live in Florida not in the backwoods but in what I like to think of as a more progessive city. So why is it that when anyone finds out Im a lesbian there this look of confusion because I look like what they have held so highly sacred to their white straight world.... AND its even more shocking that I have male friends, dont hate my father, and I was never molested.... seriously they ask...how, what, why... my response" I was born this way"... and THAT is harder for them to stomach; sooo if I told you I was molested by my father, that would make you feel more comfortable????? That is rediculous.
01:49 PM on 12/13/2009
What an intellectually light weight argument.

The gay vs. straight gist of his argument is called a FALSE DICOTOMY.

The real battle is the cultural left and its sexual revolution VS traditional sexual ethics.

That’s what has led to 40% illegitimacy rates and 50% divorce rates to begin with.

"Marriage is neither a conservative nor a liberal issue; it is a universal human institution, guaranteeing children fathers, and pointing men and women toward a special kind of socially as well as personally fruitful sexual relationship. Gay marriage is the final step down a long road America has already traveled toward deinstitutionalizing, denuding and privatizing marriage. It would set in legal stone some of the most destructive ideas of the sexual revolution: There are no differences between men and women that matter, marriage has nothing to do with procreation, children do not really need mothers and fathers, the diverse family forms adults choose are all equally good for children. What happens in my heart is that I know the difference. Don't confuse my people, who have been the victims of deliberate family destruction, by giving them another definition of marriage."

Walter Fauntroy- Former DC Delegate to Congress Founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus Coordinator for Martin Luther King, Jr.'s march on DC
01:59 AM on 12/14/2009
There is no "gay vs. straight" argument, and the real battle is between the civil rights side, and the anti-civil rights side. Citing the words of a homophobic bigot do not make a point inan argument, they just serve to point out your own ignorance and the ineptitude you present in your argument. There is NEVER a valid reason to oppose civil rights.
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brahdog
hello walls
03:44 AM on 12/22/2009
the train of the sexual revolution has left the station. it ain't coming back.
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newtom
eschew obfuscation
01:19 PM on 12/11/2009
Here's one of fhe scariest sentences in this article:

"Opponent arguments included Senator Gerald Cardinale, R-Bergen County, who waged his concern that passage of said bill would encourage more people to choose to be gay..."

It''s freightening to think that someone believes the idea that homosexuality is a choice and that marriage equality will lead to more people being gay. It's horrifying to think this person has been elected to public office, represents a constituency, and is responsible to cast votes on legistlation in a state which is part of the US.
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standforpeace
10:43 PM on 12/10/2009
Last evening, I saw two young women, not much more than girls, kissing in the dairy section of the grocery store. One just leaned over and kissed the other. Maybe they were in love. They sure looked it. They looked happy. I've tried to understand, but I'm sorry I just can't ,so maybe someone here can explain. How could anyone look at those two kids and not feel glad for them? How could anyone look at them and not want to build a world where they have a chance to love each other and make a life together? How can you see two real human beings standing right there, brave as hell, asserting their right to exist and live with dignity, and not be moved -- moved beyond a narrow definition of who should be allowed to love, who should be afforded recognition and protection for their love? I really don't get it. And I guess I'm pretty glad that I don't.
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MichaelMcKLA
I'm moving to Pandora.
01:45 AM on 12/11/2009
You can thank organized religion for the prejudice. You can thank those who exploit religion (church leaders, politicians) for whipping up the prejudice into anger. Gay marriage is bad-bad-bad in the name of god because supposedly some long time ago, an alleged deity said so. Or at least some think he/she/it said so. Based on all that, voters are told the alleged deity desires for them to protect marriage by denying it to others.

Religion is about exclusion and power. It's like any club. Some are in, some are out.

I don't see much hope for gay marriage simply due to blind prejudice. By all means, voters, take your marching orders from a prophet who lived thousands of years ago. Follow your orders. Don't use your head. In your club, it is not allowed. Sheesh.

I quit organized religion when I was 15.
01:44 AM on 12/16/2009
I was at work during election time when I came across a catholic publication that said marrige was a religious institution and for bringing children into this world.... FINE Im "ok" with that... BUT and a BIG BIG BUT Im going to need anyone who doesnt believe in God, is sterile, and or has not intentions of reproducing to have the same "equality" as the gays!
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BoyInBOYCOTT
08:24 PM on 12/10/2009
Springsteen typo.....knew I should have just said the BOSS
been2there
Facts have a liberal bias.
08:21 PM on 12/10/2009
They are afraid of having their own pathetic inadequacy revealed. They are afraid that their won wives and daughters are going to become so fed up with their sexist and patriarchialist nonsense that the ladies walk out, leaving the "men" to face their own weaknesses.
There are two ways to resolve this:
1. The state sanctions only civil unions, and marriage remains a strictly church definition.
2. All unions are declared marriage, and the churches can recognize those that they wish to.
Either way, all legal and civils rights, responibilities, and perks should be equal.
And guess what? My marriage doesn't suffer at all!
07:12 PM on 12/10/2009
It is ridiculous that this should have to come up for a vote. This should be a right for all people. This only allows the undereducated and the holier-than-thou religious right (but I repeat myself) to find a whole group of US citizens unworthy of the rights all the rest of us have.

This is state-sanctioned bigotry.
03:03 PM on 12/10/2009
Marriage is a religious institution and government got involved for tax reasons. Any marriage done by a government employee is a civil union, some people refer to it as marriage. My religion considers marriage a sacrament and is not going to permit gays to marry. What the government does is their choice with public input.
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rextrek
50yr old, Moderate-liberal in S.NJ/Phila
03:13 PM on 12/10/2009
Marriage is NOT a Religious institution.....you don't get the 1000+ benfits from your religious church? NO you don't. You don't get Divorced by your church.....you get that from the State....athiest get married,as do infertile and elderly people.......even hetero MURDERERS in JAIL can marry, before Law abiding,Tax paying Gay citizens??? Sanctity of Marriage my ass.
04:16 PM on 12/10/2009
Marriage is NOT religious, a wedding may be so. Marriage has a s much to with religion, as morality does...NOTHING WHATSOEVER! Your religion DOES NOT MATTER to my civil rights.
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rextrek
50yr old, Moderate-liberal in S.NJ/Phila
02:47 PM on 12/10/2009
I honestly think that Homosexuality is GOOD for the Human Species.....it serves as Natures way to semi-regulate the population. Could you imagine if we all were heterosexual, and popping out kids left and right??? Earth's resources are already scarce.....and in 50yrs - CLEAN DRINKING WATER will be like OIL.......besides the fact, that LGBT Americans Adopt and Foster the Unwanted kids that Heteros Throw away and toss aside. ..and another thing, WHEN LGBT people decide to have children, their kids ARE WANTED & PLANNED FOR, they are a result of a night of Drunk lust. ..it's 2009, we shouldn't have to Fight for Equality.....Im sickened, and IF I come acorss a "windfall" $$$ - I am so outa' here.
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09:37 PM on 12/10/2009
t serves as Natures way to semi-regulate the population. Could you imagine if we all were heterosexual, and popping out kids left and right???

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The Duggar's immediately come to mind. Frickin' 19? Really? 19? Can you imagine what is going to happen to that family when two or three Billy Bob's come out of the closet? Their lives are going to crumble!
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pjwrites
02:03 PM on 12/10/2009
Dear Mr. Forbes,
Bravo! Truly brilliant article and analysis of the root problem.
Only the insecure feel a need to keep others down, and that's what this is, delegating an entire segment of our population to second class citizenry. Not only is this illegal, it is immoral, and no self-righteous, moralizing, ignoramus will ever convince us otherwise.
01:56 PM on 12/10/2009
How do you convince people that what their church tells them doesn't matter to their fellow citizens? As we've seen, the majority of states will have to rely on the courts to make equality happen - the majority and their spineless politicians are not going to do the right thing. The courts give the politicians an out, an "activist" court to blame and use as a scapegoat to their sorry bigoted constituents.
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TBJ
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01:30 PM on 12/10/2009
"The point is, however, most of us are fully aware that times have changed, and so too must the ways by which we move through time. Otherwise, we will deny ourselves the growth we so long for and the dignity we certainly all deserve."

That's exactly right. Proponents of traditional marriage hold it in esteem by stating that the one man - one woman union has been the one and only relationship for thousands of years, a "sacred" "institution".

But to claim that we have always had this level of perfection, that we have had the correct answer under our belts since, well, forever, and that these new "changes" are going to destroy this perfection? That's horribly dangerous thinking.

Morality has grown throughout history. Our understanding of what is right and what is wrong has been developed over years of hardships, teachings and lessons. If it hadn't, then it's likely we'd still be controlled by despots, women would be property, and people would be killed for the smallest of infractions.

Just because we want to change the concept of marriage to include two consenting adults that have identical "naughty parts", does not mean that we're spitting in the face of a perfect understanding and roadmap of the world. It just means that we're growing to a better understanding and treatment of ourselves and the world around us.
01:18 PM on 12/10/2009
I tried making a comment using the same imagery you started with, (very clever and succinct, BTW) but it was scrubbed. So let me try again.

I think you've hit the nail on the head. For many people - and I would say many of them are men - the whole issue around gay people comes down to the sex acts they think we engage in. It's icky. And icky cannot be allowed out in public. If it's allowed in public, they may have to admit it exists.
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pjwrites
02:08 PM on 12/10/2009
Good point, Geoffrey's.

But gays aren't asking to be allowed to bring their sex acts to the public (lol).

It's just that certain members of the public seem overly concerned with and sleazily focused on what our gay citizens may be doing behind closed doors, in the privacy of their own homes.

I call that an invasion of privacy and voyeurism.

These are some sick puppies, who strangely enough, see no contradictions in their "moral stance".
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lafon5891
07:30 PM on 12/10/2009
I find their beliefs to be icky; can we outlaw them too? I mean, their beliefs ARE hurting the fabric of my family. As in, my long term partner and I can't make ours official. Isn't that their argument: Gay marriage hurts their families?
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SouthJerseySteve
Progressive isn't a dirty word.
11:38 AM on 12/10/2009
I find it very ironic that many of these "promoters of straight marriage" have been divorced at least once, and some are adulterers (e.g. Senator Ensign).