Wayne Brady Seeks Mustache Tax Break, Kidnaps Man

While he doesn't typically celebrate a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, actor and comedian Wayne Brady longs to own and operate thick, dense lower nose foliage.
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While he doesn't typically celebrate a sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, actor and comedian Wayne Brady longs to own and operate thick, dense lower nose foliage. But as a sufferer of Bare Upper Lip Disorder (BULD), he simply struggles to grow a luxurious upper mouth shading device. Who knew?

Now, with Tax Day tomorrow, the American Mustache Institute and H&R Block lobbying Capitol Hill for the Stache Act $250 tax break for people of facial hair, and charitable donations being made by H&R Block to Millions From One for each person or antelope who 'staches themselves at StacheAct.com -- Brady is taking extreme measures to get his...

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