As you probably know by now, Donald Trump is running for (the attention one can receive by running for) President of our United States. He offers a robust platform of 1) birtherism, 2) investigating birtherism, 3) yelling at The Today Show for wanting to talk about birtherism or his related...

Not to sound crass or anything, but when you work from home, it becomes increasingly harder to figure out a schedule for personal hygiene. Sure, I've been up since 9 (okay, today was 11, but that's because my body needed the rest!) but I still haven't gotten out of...

Scene: The grand entrance/foyer of the Rock of Love 2 set. Three a.m. after the last bout of eliminations. Bret Michaels enters in pajamas and matching bandana. His hair lacks its usual luster and lays around his crown, limp, lifeless. Bret walks as if in dream. He kneels by the...

Football! What to say, what to say? Well, first of all, we are coming up on the Super Bowl soon! Yay! Super Tuesday is around the corner, and everyone is getting super excited to see those guys Tom Brady, that guy who dated Jessica Simpson, and some other guys out...

With the Academy Awards coming up (or possibly not? Who knows!), I have been scanning the blogosphere trying to find crowd favorites and balancing them against previous academy decisions. Well, actually, I did about ten minutes of that, then I got bored and watched all of the lasagnacat videos, listened...