With apologies to Tippecanoe...and Tyler too.
This is your chance. Come out from the shadows. I know you haven't been a political party in 150 years, I get that. But this might just be the chance of a century.
The leaders of the Republican Party have just finished convincing themselves that the reason the public was so turned off by their ideologically backward, anti-intellectual policy agenda was that it just wasn't ideologically backward or anti-intellectual enough. And by leaders of the Republican Party, I of course mean the folks waiting in line to kiss Rush Limbaugh's Oxycontin-dusted ring. That, by the way, might explain this whole thing. The Oxycontin. Kissing that damn ring. What else explains how a real-life group of adult people could make this many boneheaded decisions in a row? Michael Steele said yesterday that people didn't know what he was doing, and that's the way he liked it. Sounds like the Oxycontin to me.
President Obama's campaign manager, David Plouffe, wrote in an op-ed yesterday that "we may find out what it means for a political party to hit rock bottom." I'll tell you who knows just what that's like: The Whigs.
Less than 25 years after its founding, the Whig Party was toast. Chapter 7. Done. In under a quarter century. They were a strange coalition of folks, all with very disparate interests and expectations. The party never knew exactly where it stood or exactly what it stood for. They pushed, for example, for a central bank, but when Whig President John Tyler had the chance, he vetoed the central bank's charter. That was a pretty big deal by 1840s standards.
Ultimately the party couldn't unify its factions and lost total control. Sound familiar? It ought to.
It certainly can't be easy being a Republican these days. Must seem like a bunch of dead ends, what with President Obama's popularity higher than (dare I say it) Ronald Reagan, and with a party leadership that looks like it's straight out of an SNL sketch. (One of the funny ones. With Tina Fey.) But listen up wayward Republicans, there's hope for you yet, and no, not that icky kind the president loves to talk about.
It's time for you to unite, here, now, at this historic moment, and do what was meant to be done. It's time for you to bring back the Whigs.
Think about it for a minute. The Whigs came into existence for the sole purpose of opposing a Democratic president's agenda. I know you like the way that sounds. They were also big fans of state's rights and loved to talk about "adhering to the great conservative principles," and we all know that's something you can get behind.
Now, of course, you shouldn't be too worried about emulating the old party issue by issue. It's not something we've ever really been that big on. After all, Democrats used to be racists and Republicans used to be, well, Abraham Lincoln. So to some degree, you shouldn't get too hung up on what the Whigs used to be. Start thinking about what they can be going forward. Give it a whirl, see what you can come up with. Whatever it is, it can't be worse than Bobby Jindal.
The party system has been stable for a while, sure, but this nation has a long history of parties ebbing and flowing out of existence. Usually, when a party becomes so impotent, its leaders so misguided, that it can't even provide a coherent alternative to the status quo, that's when there's a chance for a new party to make its move. Jefferson got it done. So did Lincoln. Now it's your turn.
The rise of the Whigs starts with you. Make it happen.
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You don't have to have an intimate knowledge of the U.S. Constituion, or of the nature of our Republic to see how dangerous this type of obfuscation can be to us as a collective.
Let the corporate parties holding on to their power doupoly take heed.Theres a new kid in town, and she only has one allegiance - WE THE PEOPLE.
Just One Whig.
http://www.meltingpotproject.com/mpp/2009/03/huffpo-hearts-the-whigs.html
Money quote:
"The GOP is crumbling. The number of true conservatives, classical liberals, and libertarians who have turned their backs on the party is growing every day - especially in the younger ranks. They're sick of seeing Republicans talk the small-government talk, but walk a suspiciously donkey-like walk. And if some other party can luck-box its way into the next Ross Perot - his name might just rhyme with "Foomberg" - the Republican Party could actually face a threat to its very existence."
http://modernwhig.org
The Modern Whig Party was formed by Iraq and Afghan war veterans to bring a moderate and common sense political party onto the scene. We currently have nearly 30,000 members and chapters in 27 states with parties officially recognized in both Florida and North Carolina.
Our basic tenets include:
FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY — The Modern Whig philosophy is to empower the states with the resources to handle their unique affairs.
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE — Reduce dependence on foreign oil by developing practical sources of alternative energy. This will have the simultaneous effect of changing the national security dynamic.
EDUCATION/SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT — Increased public and private emphasis on fields such as space, oceanic, medical and nanotechnology. Also, providing common-sense solutions to enhance our educational system from pre-school to university-level studies.
STATES RIGHTS — Each state can generally determine its course of action based on local values and unique needs.
SOCIAL PROGRESSION — Government should refrain from legislating morality.
VETERANS AFFAIRS — Vigilant advocacy relating to the medical, financial, and overall well-being of our military families and veterans.
So, if you read this article and agreed it's time for a Whig comeback... good news... someone's already done the work for you.
Thus:
-- End American Imperialism and cut by very substantial amounts the DOD budget. (Do we really NEED 10,000 H-bombs, or a navy bigger than the sum of the next 18 biggest, most of whom are ostensibly our allies?)
-- End the Federal Reserve system and its unsustainable fractional reserve banking; claw back to the government, where it belongs, the power to create money; eliminate the national debt by issuing Greenbacks, as Lincoln did, while increasing required banking reserves to 100%, insuring no inflation and a sustainable banking system.
-- Introduce serious campaign finance reform, so our government can truly represent the electorate, and cease being "the best that money can buy." No "campaign contributions" (i.e., bribes) allowed from ANYONE; finance electoral campaigns publicly.
-- Provide real freedom for all Americans, by establishing a meaningful social safety net, including Medicare for All and public education through four years of college.
First, the year the Whig party went out of existence, a former Whig was elected President and is generally considered the greatest President we've had. His name was Abe Lincoln. So, the Republican party's demise would far from ensure that the next President elected is a Democrat (or a liberal).
Second, there is a strong resistance in this country to the emergence of a 3rd Party. Neither of the main two parties want to see it happen, because it will devastate the now-existing party that is most similar ideologically to the new one. Election laws are designed to make it hard to get on ballots. The media has no interest in publicizing a third party candidate -- regardless of the merit of the candidate's ideas (unless, of course, the candidate is a celebrity). Remember those debates last fall with Obama, McCain, Nader, and Barr? Me neither.
So, Tyler was a WINO. Whig In Name Only. :)
Political fortunes are about as ephemeral as ocean foam, and disappear just as quickly.
There are hopeful signs that the new administration is taking nothing for granted, and that is good.
The American people have, thankfully, been forced to demand from their elected officials more than good campaigning.
A well crafted third party built on common sense views, rather than the usual extreme views these parties offer, would have it's best chance ever.
Of course, unlike Limbaugh, I'm hoping Obama will succeed beyond our wildest dreams, but even if he only succeeds at getting us heading back in the right direction, the Repubs, as they stand today, are probably finished.
I find it very troubling that Media Democrats, Congressional Democrats and the Obama administration all seem to be stuck in campaign mode...... they ran a very effective campaign and still seem like they want to stick with it. They seem to need someone to campaign against. You won - you have a big Congressional Majority and the President has high approval ratings - yet instead of setting the course for the nation - you seem obsessed with talk show hosts and the minority that lost the election.
If a Democratic strategists like Mr. Loewe need something to do now that they have won the election - there must be a candidate somewhere runnng for something that needs your help....
It's not that the Obama Administration needs an enemy in order to succeed-- it's not the Bush Administration. And frankly, Obama has had nothing to do with this latest dark carnival of the soul the GOP is putting on. It's that the GOP is making it no secret that they do not have America's best interests at heart, nor do they intend to work with the new POTUS whatsoever. Yes, they lost. But they can't understand WHY they lost, even though it's so obvious-- their way of thinking, their brand of "Americanism" is OBSOLETE.
So please, stop pinning this on the Dems, who are doing frankly NOTHING to fan the flames. If you want to get p*ssed at someone for blowing this out of the stratosphere, blame the MSM. Last I saw, the Dems were too busy working into the night to save our nation.
Or maybe you are saying that since all Republican dominated blogs are spamming the love for Obama we Democratic Bloggers should join in the love fest?
Or maybe you are saying that Democratic strategists should stop strategizing. Cause we know that the Strategists of all the Republican Presidents never strategized after a victory. Not Nixons staff, not Reagans staff, and certainly not the Bush-Bush staff.
If Raul Emmanuel wants to play paddy-cake with Rush Limbaugh - that's his choice. My point is that I think his time would be better spent elsewhere.
I tried to keep it simple this time to avoid all those "maybe you are sayings..."