Bush's New Year's Resolution List

1. Get to level eight of WW2 "Call of Duty" game (get extra controller for the Dickster, (Condie can watch.)) Take notes!!

2. Read "Imperial Life in the Emerald City" Go see "Wicked" on Broadway!!

3. Plan another surprise trip to Baghdad. (Note: G.Zone Senor Frogs up yet? Ask NewRummy!)

4. New Orleans.

5. Ask CIA if they can rig up a bluetooth earpiece for listening to tapped wires (good for long bike rides)

6. Speaking of bike rides, see if I can get in on that Lance / Jake / Matt action.

7. Nail down the difference between sunny's/shits

8. Photo-op with polar bear from "Inconvenient Truth" / show I'm SERIOUS (!!) about global warming.

9. Get baby gift for M.Cheney (ask L. if they make lumberjack onesies)

10. Write that check for McCain's soul

11. Ponder my legacy.

12. Get one of those pumpkin cookie candles for the john