04/13/2011 11:54 am ET | Updated Jun 13, 2011

The Top Nine Ways to Lose a Guy's Interest

Of course, there are 40,000 ways a man can lose a woman's interest; but there are only nine ways a woman can lose a man's interest.

And meanwhile, if any young chaps require a dating coach, send them to me. I am quite at leisure.

Top 9 Ways To Lose a Guy's Interest