The Top Nine Ways to Lose a Guy's Interest

When you take him to your college reunion and you bump into an old beau, throw your arms around the beau's neck, hold your pelvis against his, and squeal, "Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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Of course, there are 40,000 ways a man can lose a woman's interest; but there are only nine ways a woman can lose a man's interest.

And meanwhile, if any young chaps require a dating coach, send them to me. I am quite at leisure.

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Top 9 Ways To Lose a Guy's Interest

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