Perils of being a monthly, take 247: GQ trumpeted it's "Of The Year!" issue with a tri-cover extravaganza (Jay-Z represents! Will Ferrell parties! Leo...shines?) plus a whole host of Men of the Year, like Al Gore, Spike Lee, Stephen Colbert and Keith Olbermann, plus a pyromaniacal Lindsay Lohan. But GQ had to go one further, and therein lay their downfall: They anointed Pam Anderson and Kid Rock their "Newlyweds Of The Year" complete with lovey-dovey interview and ultra-romantic slideshow (depending, of course, on how you define "lovey dovey" and "romantic"). Alas, some features are just not meant to last the month, and this is one of them: Both Pam AND Kid filed for divorce today, racing each other to the courthouse to seek legal disengagement from one another with the ink barely dry on their fleshy, tonguey photo spread in the magazine. So sad. GQ was quick, changing their hed from "GQ: Newlyweds of the Year!" to "Pam & Kid: The Last Interview Before They Split," but the you can still catch the "Newlyweds of the Year!" tagline on the interview and photo essay. We just like writing "Newlyweds of the Year!" 'cause it sounds so GQ.
