Have a hankering to read Vanity Fair every week? If so, we'd seriously advise getting a hobby, but you could also move to Germany, where a weekly edition will be launching on Thursday. And, lest you think, "Oh, this is just some skimpy knock-off, not the monthly VF I know and love and keep in a stack in my bathroom," the premiere issue contains 320 pages. Of course, given how long most German words are, that'd probably only be about ninety pages translated to English.
