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Cheat Sheet: Lisa Nowak Catch-Phrases, Arranged in Descending Order of Funniness

Michael Sonnenschein |  Posted Wednesday February 7, 2007 at 03:03 PM

How To Use This List: Work the first line on the list into a conversation with your friend/lover/co-worker. If he or she has already heard it, try the next one. Repeat until laugh is elicited.

• The Wrong Stuff (CNN)
  
• Astronaughty (Glenn Beck On Headline News)
  
• Astronauts Gone Wild!!!! (Jalopnik)
  
• Astronaut's Life Took Swift Nosedive (CBS)
  
• Lust In Space (Fox News Channel) (of course)
  
• 2007: A Space Oddity (Toronto Sun) (and, we hear, CNN 360)
  

Sources: TVNewser, USA Today, Living In A Media World. And thanks to all the readers who wrote in with their own suggestions. (Confidential to J.H.: Dude, you have issues.)