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Entries from Thursday May 3, 2007
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Newsbriefs: Dangerous Reporters and Other Anatomical Greyness

Jason Linkins



    Congratulations, reporters! According to the Army's new Operational Security Guidelines, you have all been categorized as a danger to America! "Under 'traditional domestic threats' we find hackers and militia groups, while 'non-traditional' threats include drug cartels, and -- yes -- the media. Just to put that into some perspective, the foreign 'non-traditional threats' are listed as warlords, and Al Qaeda. In other words, the Army has figuratively and literally put the media in the same box as Al Qaeda, warlords, and drug cartels." Figuratively and literally! Y'all are even dangerous as metaphors!

  • As we learned yesterday, the Bancroft family is sore afraid of Rupert Murdoch, but they totally heart Warren Buffett and have soft-focus dreams of the investor-king swooping in on mounted steed to rescue the Dow Jones from Aussie privateers! But before you put heaving chests and Buffet's ripped-open shirt on that Harlequin cover: "Buffett would sooner jump off the Empire State Building than jump into the bidding for Dow Jones." Ouch!
  • Kenneth Eng, author of unhinged racist screeds wants credit for the Virginia Tech killings. "A part of me wishes I was Cho. He is my hero." Why did the Village Voice find it necessary to run this story? Are they in that much need to feel good about themselves comparatively?
  • Are you catching Alt-Weekly Award fever? Of the 95 entrants, 60 will win some kind of award, so, it's a lot like the NBA in that just about everyone makes the playoffs. It's just the losers don't get to draft Greg Oden. Still, we salute all those publications that help us stay informed about where Architecture in Helsinki is playing that night.
  • Curb your speculation on Campbell Brown jumping to CNN for the time being. Rumor has it she's just feeding the buzz to get a better deal--like she's Katherine Heigl or something!
  • In tonight's Republican candidate debate, "Politico Visitors Will Vote On 1/3 Of Tonight's Questions." The other two-thirds of the questions will be Mike Allen, asking each candidate again and again, "What do you think...am I pretty? I like to think so."
  • Is President Bush really going to veto that hate crimes bill? Maybe he'd better wait and hear what Isaiah Washington has to say about it!

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from Opinionistas.com & Freakonomics.com/blog

She's Supa-Freaky! Melissa Lafsky Is New Freakonomics Website Editor

Rachel Sklar

We promised you news, and now we've got it: ETP's own Melissa Lafsky is the new Freakonomics site editor. Yes. She's supa-freaky!

Lafsky was recently hired by Freaknomics authors Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, hereinafter to be collectively known as "The Steves," to run the website, which will be ramping up sort of the way violent crime decreases in relation to the abortion rate. Lafsky will be writing and editing content, assisting with upcoming plans for video, recruiting and managing guest-posters (look for more smarty-pants contributions from economists, authors and assorted eggheads in the near future) and managing all user-generated content, plus dealing with "any and all other Freakonomic duties that arise." That is sort of awesome as an adjective.

Said Dubner: "We're pleased to welcome Melissa Lafsky as our new website editor. The site is is slowly but surely expanding, and we've brought Melissa on in anticipation of even bigger changes to follow." I guess that means that she's all right, she's all right, she's all right, by Steves. Yeaaaaaaaah.

We couldn't be more excited for our dear friend and colleague — she's a very special girl, and we look forward to seeing what fun things she cooks up over there with her new freaky friends!

Freakonomics Blog [Freakonomics]

Related:
Rick James: Superfreak [YouTube]

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The New York Times

Get Your Styles On!

Jason Linkins

Happy Thursday, everyone! There's no better time than now to dig into some Thursday Styles! And, really, people...drink deeply. Savor each morsel. Because you never know when Rupert Murdoch will set his sights on devouring your favorite mid-mid-week Times features as well. MURDOCH HUNGERS! This week, Tom Ford confounds, '80s retreads frighten, James Bond inspires, and we're all apparently getting more and more alienated from our children with every passing hour.

  • A Healthy Mix of Rest and Motion
    Everyone's doing interval training, now, getting fit and toned with the blessing of medical sciences. So go fast. Then slow. Then fast. Then slow. Later, we'll forget all about this. But then there'll be another article in the August 16, 2012 edition of Thursday Styles. And we'll go back to going fast. Then slow. Then fast...
  • No Store Is a Hero to Its Valet

    Horacio Silva troops out to the sanctum sanctorum that is the new Madison Avenue Tom Ford flagship to peep the pricey menswear, only to discover that it's pretty, "exclusionary," and staffed by people who at times don't seem to know what they're doing. Making them excellent candidates for a feature story in Portfolio, natch.
  • Beware the Afterglow

    Why is everyone getting oranger and oranger? Because, unlike cosmetic tanning products, the health risks of natural suntanning apparently served as an effective check on everyone dyeing their skin the color of a muppet.
  • No Aston Martin, but a Limo Will Do

    Some Casino Royale trends we hope don't become essential parts of Prom 2007: parkour, teardrops of blood, and, especially, angering Judi Dench.
  • No Hiding From Alice Roi

    What no one's talking about is that it's our children who will have to take responsibility for the de-Roi-ification of SoHo.
  • Neon's Back. Curb Your Enthusiasm.

    "Moreover, the current revival of black tights, black vests, winkle-pickers, porkpie hats, white-rimmed Ray-Bans, skinny jeans, skinny ties, skinny belts, crimped hair, asymmetrical hair, lace gloves, shoulder pads, pleated pants, bandage skirts, metal mesh and checkered Vans should have made the point that the '80s was a decade rich in ideas so bad they were good enough to repeat. But neon?" Thanks for the warning. Now: what's this about "winkle-pickers?"
  • My Daughter, the Burger-Flipping Penguin

    Kids are learning to lower tomorrow's expectations...TODAY!...by seeking out online outlets that ready youths for the mundane, profitless existence their parents couldn't bring themselves to warn them about. Thank you, interwebs!

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by Glynnis MacNicol

Ellies 2007: New York Is The New New Yorker, And Thursday Is The New Wednesday

Julia Allison, Glynnis MacNicol, Rachel Sklar

ETP was thrilled to attend this week's Ellies, the magazine world's annual awards ceremony honoring their very best, depending on who you ask and how bitter they're feeling. By now, you have been under a rock if you don't know that New York magazine positively dominated — an accomplishment that seems, sort of unfairly, to have been taken as an aspersion cast on the New Yorker, which led the field with an impressive nine nominations but was roundly shut out ("round" as in "zero"). New York beat out the New Yorker in only one category — they were only pitted against each other in two — so, hey, it seems a tad churlish to beat up on poor David Remnick. Call us Polyannish, but we think the New Yorker should still feel pretty good about the work that was honored, as should all of the other pubs. Hell, we do - we got a great night of dress-up and free champagne out of it! (Which may go towards explaining why this is a day late, but hey, if we learned nothing else from the Ellies we learned that excellence matters.) Either way, below you'll find our takeaway — the various collected observations, meanderings, and scary Anna Wintour run-ins, straight from our spectacular, panoramic, best-seat-in-the-house vantage point, with a perfect view of the top of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists people's heads. Enjoy!

We admit it: We were excited for the Ellies. EX-CI-TED! Awards shows are FUN and it's even more fun to see normally be-jeaned editors/publishers/groupies dressed up in tuxes and gowns, mixing and mingling across genres and functions from Glamour to Salt Water Sportsman to editors, writers, designers and the "business people" who are so sweetly tolerated. Indeed, we may even have been a bit intimidated but we shouldn't have been; this was, after all, the Ellies of the Underdog, where Departures beat Newsweek and The Paris Review won for Photojournalism of all things, and yes, the New Yorker won nothing and New York won everything and "Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists" was on everybody's lips, even if they couldn't say it ten times fast.


Ellies - Anna Wintour.jpgFor us, that theme started at the top of the night when our dallying before the show paid of unexpectedly in a rare Anna Wintour sighting (yep, she was there). Looking positively emaciated (hot!), bobbed to knife-edge perfection, and with a touch of fur about her shoulders, she stood alone, left briefly by someone in a dark suit — no doubt hoping we'd bust on up to her and ask for a photo, to which she said "Great" in a way that could only mean "Please go away."

We got out of her way, and began the long trek up to the very top-est, very back-est, very nose-bleed-est seats in the house: Right Balcony, Row E. Clearly the Magazine Powers That Be wanted us to be able to catch ALL of the action. And catch it we did, especially after realizing that the seating chart put various winners from - hmm, how to say this? - lesser-known publications up near us (btw "lesser known" apparently includes The Paris Review, as somewhere, George Plimpton slowly spins). One could almost judge the ASME's respect for the pub relative to how long it took the editor in chief to get to the stage: Graydon Carter was up there before they even finished reading the name of his mag. They'd get to "Vanity" and he was at the podium, just hanging out, waiting, while the guy from Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists might as well have taken a cab to the stage, then tried to expense it, but felt too guilty and just paid out of his own pocket. Come on, ASME — tell us what you really think!

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Examiner

20/20 Palfrey Reveal Expected to Lack Both Steak and Sizzle

Jason Linkins

The Examiner is reporting today that tomorrow's 20/20 special report on "DC Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey will fall short of living up to the hype that has preceded it, stating: "...the show is likely to disappoint viewers eager to see a roster of VIPs who patronized Palfrey's escort service." Viewers are expected to get a pair of new names in a slim seven-minute report "at the end of the hour-long broadcast." Reporter Brian Ross is said to be "none too happy with the final results."

Is it surprising, though? When Palfrey stood before the cameras this week (looking reminiscent of Battlestar Galactica's Laura Roslin, except, you know..."dirrty"), she laid out a defense strategy that seemed to rely heavily on her clients being willing to step forward and provide exculpatory evidence that hers was not, in fact, a prostitution ring. She tsk-tsked former Deputy Secretary of State Randall Tobias, as if it constituted an assault on her delicate sensibilities, for his failure to come forward on his own and offer evidence that her escorts simply made appointments to, like, hang out and play mahjongg.

And yet, by hanging Tobias out as an example and making weighty references to the enormous expense of her defense, one couldn't help but wonder that something specifically subtextual was happening between the lines. Is it too radical to suggest that, in putting cameras on her, the media unwittingly abetted a quiet shakedown of her client roster? As in: Pony up some scratch or get dragged through the muck? It would go a long way in explaining why the promise of salacious details will presumably be deferred.

RELATED:
Yeas and Nays: ABC to tread lightly with D.C. madam [Examiner]
D.C. Madam Report Won't Live Up To Hype? [TV Newser]

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The Factor: Where Always is Heard a Disparaging Word

Jason Linkins

Fox News personality Bill O'Reilly, for whom the mere existence of pre-eclampsia and ectopic pregnancies constitutes "spin", is many things--mainly an idle millionaire teevee celebrity who won't stop complaining ever. Nevertheless, O'Reilly can take pride in the fact that he has apparently set a new standard. And we're using the loosest possible definition of "standard."

An Indiana University study has found that O'Reilly uses derogatory language once every 6.8 seconds. That's nine instances each minute! And that does not include the moments where he sighs disdainfully or merely affects a pained expression. No, no: those are value adds, and, taken as a whole, make the average phone message from Alec Baldwin look like a gauzy Hallmark card by comparison. As Mike Conway, assistant professor of journalism at IU states: O'Reilly is "...very big into calling people names, and he's very big into glittering generalities."

Wha-huh? They glitter? Uhm...o-kay. It should be noted that these findings are related only to the "Talking Points Memo" of the show, but even still, his frequency of disparagement is a full-tilt fusillade of effete scorn. And IU has got, like, CHARTS AND GRAPHS to prove it. And if you need to find a "downfall of Western civilization" angle, here it is: "A 2005 Annenberg Public Policy Center survey found that while 30 percent of Americans viewed Washington Post and Watergate reporter Bob Woodward as a journalist, 40 percent of respondents considered O'Reilly to be a journalist."

"He's not very subtle," added Conway, angling to get his research cross-published in the Quarterly Journal of the Totally Freaking Obvious.

RELATED:
Commentator uses name-calling more than once every seven seconds in 'Talking Points Memo' [Indiana University Media Relations]

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Courtesy of Time

YOU! Are Very Influential, List of Time's Top 100 People!

Rachel Sklar

Lists! Magazines love 'em, and The Time 100 is a biggie. Today it is released, as the mag runs down its unabashedly arbitrary list of the Most Influential People in the World, including people like Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Elizabeth Edwards (but not John - eep!), Rosie O'Donnell, Angelina Jolie, Leo DiCaprio, abortive LAT culture editor Brian Grazer, non-abortive SC Chief Justice John Roberts, the Big O's (Oprah and Obama), Justin Timberlake, Tina Fey, Brian Williams, Michael J. Fox, General David Petraeus, Steve Jobs and Georges Clooney and Soros.

One George did not make the cut: George Bush. No, this was the year the nation's president was edged out by Sacha Baron Cohen, Simon Fuller, Tyra Banks, the guy who created "Lonelygirl 15," the YouTube guys (but not the Google guys!) and, it should be said, Osama bin Laden. (And, it should also be said, Al Gore.) It makes sense: The nation has been abuzz with Tyra Banks' veto of the recent Congressional bill to withdraw troops from Iraq. Damn you and your careless abuse of power, Tyra!

The mag is on sale tomorrow, and online now. Full list of winners after the jump!


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Need To Know: 05.03.07, The Future Of Journalism Edition

Glynnis MacNicol

    Say no and walk away: So far the Bancroft family is said to be opposed to Rupert Murdoch's unsolicited takeover bid. As a result, no action was taken on the bid at yesterday's Dow Jones & Co.'s board of directors meeting. Meanwhile, there is plenty of speculation as to what a Murdoch-run WSJ might look like. The NYT's reports that Murdoch has a history of non-interference with his higher-end papers he owns. The CJR says that, "Tuesday was a black day for journalism, and an even blacker one for financial journalism." Jon Fine quells CJR's end-of-the-world scenario by pointing out that Murdoch also owned the Village Voice between 1977 and 1985 and didn't endorse Reagan in either election, suggesting "that the owner of the Times of London, the Simpsons, "Little Miss Sunshine" and MySpace might actually NOT want to turn everything he has into the Fox News Channel." [E&P, NYT, CJR, BusinessWeek]

  • Mob rules: Digg.com has bowed to a member staged revolt after, fearing legal action, it tried to ban the posting of a code that online pirates use to make copies of high-definition DVD's. Said co-founder Kevin Rose: "You'd rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you...If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying." [LAT]

  • The latest must-have for billionaires: Since losing out to Sam Zell in his bid to take over the Tribune, Ron Burkle is said to be eying tabloid publisher American Media. [NYP]

  • This column is brought to you by: The Philadelphia Inquirer is drawing the concern of readers for introducing a business column that is sponsored by Citizen Bank corporation. [PRWeek]

  • Not going quietly: In the aftermath of his firing from CBS, Don Imus is reported to have hired a top-notch First Amendment lawyer to argue how language in his contract that "encouraged the radio host to be irreverent and engage in character attacks" be interpreted, leading to a possible $40 million payout for Imus. [CNN]

  • Public Eye Couldn't Help Felling In Love With Him: Former media director at the Center for Media and Public Affairs Matthew Felling is joining CBS's Public Eye, where he will no doubt bring his pithy wit and penchant for a pop-culture reference. ETP knows Felling via the telly and our occasional trips to Scarborough Country (no passport required!), and we are looking forward to his contributions. [Public Eye]

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