Ed Murray's humor essays have been featured in the New York Times' Bestseller The 4-Hour Workweek, McSweeney's, Jest Magazine, Huffington Post, and 23/6.com. He can also be heard regularly on Sirius Radio's The Maxim Channel. More of his oh-so-blinding genius can be seen at: http://thirdevolution.blogspot.com.

Blog Entries by Edward Murray

A Simple Solution to End the Recession

Posted September 15, 2009 | 12:22 PM (EST)


     The worst economic downturn since The Great Depression has many families struggling to make ends meet. The solution to resolving this fiscal crisis and bringing a full recovery to our economy is simple: In order for the United States to prosper through the 21st century, we all need to...

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Ask an Average Conservative Blogger

Posted September 11, 2009 | 03:38 AM (EST)


LeeStruth1977 writes:

Dear Average Conservative Blogger,

I encountered a fascist liberal the other day…or are they communists? Socialist Nazis? I always forget, anyway… When this man asked me about my position on health care reform, I wasn't in front of the cable TV, so I couldn't remember what my opinion...

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ABC-TV, Why Do You Hate Amurika?

Posted September 8, 2009 | 03:58 PM (EST)


Dear ABC-TV Bulk Mail Paper Shredder,

As a red-blooded, blue-veined, patriot with a slight gastro-intestinal disorder, I feel that it is my duty to unveil the truth about you, ABC, or as I like to call you: Another Blasphemous Creation. I recently saw an offensively profane message on your seemingly...

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Make Your Own Summer Blockbuster Trailer!

2 Comments | Posted August 28, 2009 | 02:46 PM (EST)


In today’s economy, it can be difficult putting together a $100 million budget to shoot your own summer blockbuster...not to mention finding a decent dumpster to eat out of! So why not forego the sustenance altogether and put your last bit of energy towards making your very own summer blockbuster...

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