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5 Ways You Can Occupy Wall Street

Posted: 12/15/11 11:49 AM ET

Thousands of people across the world are actively maintaining the front line of the Occupy movement; this article is not for those people. Those protestors are currently engrossed in alchemizing pepper spray salves out of Maalox and moxie. This article is for those who don't consider themselves to be politically radical but say: "Sure, our country is operating under an unsustainable system of financial irresponsibility and pay-for-legislation that will eventually destroy the middle-class... but what can I do about it?"

Regardless of political party affiliation, we can all surely agree that our government kept the Too Big to Exist investment banks safe from any negative consequences stemming from their gambles that tanked the national economy. So, if Daddy Government and Mommy Media won't paddle the mischievous cheeks of those wily Lehman Boys, here are some things that normal people can do to help save America from eating itself.

1. Call for a Reinstatement of the Glass-Steagall Act.

The Glass-Steagall Act was enacted in 1933 and separated commercial banks (Chase, Citibank, and other institutions that most of us deal with everyday) from investment banks (Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, AIG, and other institutions that most of us only know about because we see their commercials during football games).

By separating commercial and investment banks, Glass-Steagall made it so that investment banks would only invest money from people who specifically wanted to invest their money... in investments (mind blowing, I know). When Glass-Steagall was repealed, regular bank deposits and mortgages could then be gobbled up by investment banks or moved to investment arms of banking institutions -- giving birth to financial behemoths like Citigroup. With this capital on their balance sheets, these institutions made larger and larger speculative bets in various financial markets until their manic gambles crashed in a drunken explosion of ego-gilded excrement and contorted erections shaped like dollar signs.

It is a bad idea to give this kind of power to a horde of ravenous, investment 'banksters' who lack a social conscience. That's just my opinion... but it's also a fact. (See: Economic and employment data from years 2008-current. See also: Common sense.)

What You Can Do:

Write your representative. No, seriously. People actually do that. Write a letter, an e-mail, mail them a brick with a haiku scrawled on it in classroom chalk (proper postage, please) saying that you will not vote for them unless they make prioritizing the reinstatement of Glass-Steagall a major part of their platform.

This shouldn't be too difficult to do. The idea of reinstating Glass-Steagall is so reasonable that John McCain spearheaded a failed effort to do exactly that in 2009.

Maybe McCain would've succeeded if he spent less time playing bongo drums and smoking doobs on his iPad.

...Unemployed hippie.

2. Support a Millionaire's Tax.

This mandate would require anyone making over a million dollars a year to be taxed an extra 1 percent on their income. If you're a millionaire who opposes this, please express your stance to the person next to you. I have a feeling this conversational exchange will be brief:

X: "Why should the government get another 1 percent of my money just because I make over a million dollars?"

Y: "... because they can't tax you for just being an asshole?"

What You Can Do:
Write your representative. Again, I know, it's a pain. If I were some sort of political party webmaster, I'd draw up some chic HTML doc where you could just click circles and auto-send based on your zip code. But I'm not... so everyone has to hit the "Compose New Message" button now and again.

Also, check out these millionaires who want to be taxed more.

I want them to be hugged more.

3. Call for a Tax on Stocks and Derivatives Exchanges.

Finance journalist Matt Taibbi put together a great piece for Rolling Stone where he suggested that "... a tax of 0.1 percent on all trades of stocks and bonds and a 0.01 percent tax on all trades of derivatives would generate enough revenue to pay us back for the bailouts, and still have plenty left over to fight the deficits the banks claim to be so worried about..."

Doesn't that mean stock traders will be taxed twice? Yes, any profits made from a stock will be taxed an additional 0.1 PERCENT on top of the capital-gains tax of 15 PERCENT that is applied when stocks are cashed in for a profit. This is still less than what anyone reading this article gets taxed on their income, except for income tax evaders and those who are below the poverty line (i.e. the majority of my readership.)

Regarding this tax, the cry will undoubtedly by: "Why should my stock money be taxed? I toiled for years guessing that Netflix would be popular!"

After a quick diaper change, a simple answer is welcome: "Because this tax will be used to create a Wall Street Bailout Fund which the industry can utilize for its own bailouts rather than knocking on the government's door begging for a handout. Here's your binky."

Oh wait... I'm sorry. Were we not supposed to directly address the hypocrisy of investment firms taking trillion-dollar risks within an unregulated capitalist market and then demanding a taxpayer-funded socialist bailout?

What You Can Do:

Start your own political party and run for office.

Just kidding, write your representative. Anyone else notice a pattern here?

4. Move your money into a credit union.

X: "Why should I do move my money to a credit union?!"

Y: "It keeps your savings and checking accounts in your local economy and out of speculative investments."

X: "Well... why besides that?!"

Y: "(sigh)... Because they still give out free pens?"

X: "Deal."

What You Can Do:

This.

5. Educate.

Yeah, I know, this is the boring one. That's why I saved it for last. But you gotta know that the richest 400 people in America possess more wealth than 60 percent of all American households.

You gotta know that the top 1 percent makes 24 percent of all income earned in the United States.

And you gotta know that the economic disparity in this country is at a level unseen since 1929.

What You Can Do:

Read. Care. Don't be afraid to talk about this stuff with others. Encouraging the conversation is a necessary component for change.

Now, you don't have to do all of these things. Hell, you don't have to do any of these things. This is America, after all. You are free to say "Yeah... There are a lot of problems in the world, but I'm just so tired after work that I don't want to do anything besides watch flash animation fart sketches and wait for death in a comfortable chair."

But now you do know some things you could do. If our citizenry says nothing, then is it any wonder why our politicians only hear the voices of lobbyists, financial firms, and corporations flush with cash and influence? A true democratic spirit demands an active, vocal citizenry that policies its legislators.

To prove how patriotic I am, I will quote a dead white guy:

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent."
- Thomas Jefferson

And just for the record, I can think of few things more American than the flash animation fart sketch.

 

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mheister
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08:03 AM on 12/17/2011
I'd like to add one more item to this list.

6. Call for a constitutional amendment to eliminate corporate personhood and the concept that money is speech.

It took a deeply twisted and tortured interpretation of the 14th Amendment to anoint corporations as legal persons. And corporations have been throwing around Samolians by the tankerload in DC ever since. Worst Supreme Court decision since Dred Scott. There is a sick symmetry to this, though. The Court ruled Dred Scott, a slave, was not a person, and later ruled a piece of paper IS a person.

It took three amendments to reverse that, one of which is the rather dubious basis for corporate personhood. So it's going to take a fourth one to fix this.

What to do? Write your city councilpersons, your mayor, your state legislators, your congressmen and senators, and your governor. A constitutional amendment has to be approved by 3/4 of the states, and it certainly helps to have congress rubber-stamp it and send it to them, so this is an all-hands-on-board operation.

Then why mayors and city councilfolk? To build momentum. To show that this is an idea whose time has come. Los Angeles is the first large city to do this. They say all politics is local. Turn the pressure on your local politicos and have them help push it up the line.
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mheister
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07:51 AM on 12/17/2011
Excellent advice.
09:17 PM on 12/16/2011
A constant, industry controlled Wall Street Bailout Fund? So now your proposing the taxes go directly to the industry? And are under their control??... sounds shit. As for your belief in representative democracy (when those doing the representin' clearly have vested and lobbied interests) well, it seems a bit naive.

As for the actual framing and intention of the article: Brilliant. Those not alive enough to be on the front lines need to know what they can do. Which pushes forward the question: What can they do?
10:03 PM on 12/16/2011
Now how do I delete this comment or at least correct it's spelling. My comments completely ignore what you said about the Glass-Steagall act, and taxing the super-rich. Also, HOW these things are laid out, often counts for more than the minor details. I don't know. But the kudos is still certain.
08:29 AM on 12/16/2011
the only problem with this article is it calls for you to "write your representatives".... that doesn't work, unless you send a check for a 300k along with it. The real problem today is politicians that are insulated from their constituents. No matte what you do, they don't have to/ and don't want to listen to you. They're going to take care of their friends first. Who are their friends? The ones who contribute the most of course. Until the political influencing ends, nothing else will.
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Edward Murray
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11:35 AM on 12/16/2011
This is, I think, a fundamental problem with our system today, both political and social.

This is the only thing that CAN work outside of violent revolution. Before we can guarantee that something won't work, we need to destroy our cynicism and try everything that COULD work. And if millions of people did indeed write their representative and threaten to vote them out of office...well, that's pretty strong political influencing. It's a tall order, I know, but that's the only equivalent that our citizenry wields akin to a fat, greasy, six-digit check.

Politicians need to be reminded that they are elected, not anointed.
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gentlemanscumbag
Only sheep need a shepherd
06:52 PM on 12/15/2011
Well put Ed, the East Coast misses you!!!
01:26 PM on 12/15/2011
I appreciate this article's practical tips. And yes, I need more education. While I don't understand all the ins and outs of finance, I do understand and agree with those who are fed up with the top 1% having so much when it is increasingly harder for the average person to make it. And @noacctnameavailable, I agree that we are generally a lazy bunch who would rather be entertained than actually do something. But the Occupy movement gives me hope because it shows that as people get more and more fed up, more and more of us will get off our lazy asses and start doing something. And these tips are a great practical start, IMHO.

Also, Mr. Murray, I really enjoyed your humor. Great piece; thanks!
12:51 PM on 12/15/2011
>>>You have so-called 'university graduates' that apparently have graduated with masters degrees and ph's in these 'encampments', but apparently they have pathetic presentation/organization skills -especially while living in a tent refuting inequalities, and complaining that you can’t get a job, yet present your 'advanced degrees' to the world...The movement has zero 'solutions' presented, nor any type of clear effective marketing/advertising and even efficient organization, and yet they are home to some of the most 'well educated'. EEEYeah, as Americans it’s pretty obvious, once again, we are in the same boat as the chumps that were screwed by Enron/Dot-Coms, housing market, voting for 'change': We The People (the 99%) don’t like to think. We like to put our eggs in one basket. We think that 'doing A' will automatically bring me 'B', and I can just sit and eventually 'collect $$$'... Heaven forbid be have to pay attention to the details:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic,_Lost -I’m sure all those 'degree holders' in their tents could pound out a 25 page report on this book in one night and receive at least a 3.x, but look what that gives them -just like most graduates, an over inflated (and over intellectualized) ego, and an underutilized sense of ambition and what it actually means to make an accomplishment.

What you can do:
Occupy gas stations -If you have the guts btw, I strongly suggest working out the message/presentation/organization as well.
04:21 PM on 12/15/2011
https://sites.google.com/site/the99percentdeclaration/ Solutions are in the works. Occupy is a lot deeper than the encampments, which were only intended to draw attention to the issues. Far more is being done behind the scenes.
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gentlemanscumbag
Only sheep need a shepherd
06:51 PM on 12/15/2011
He just gave you a whole bunch of very sound, practical ideas that your overinflated ego/ideology prevented you from absorbing. You have to read the details before you claim they do not exist.
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Martha Fair
12:48 PM on 12/15/2011
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are filled with passionate intensity."
-- W.B. Yeats --
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Edward Murray
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02:06 PM on 12/15/2011
THESE are amazing words. Wow. Thousand times thought, but never so succinctly expressed. Thanks for that!