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Facebook Is a Clocksucker

04/01/2011 04:33 pm ET | Updated Jun 01, 2011

I've been sitting at my computer continuously for the last two years. When I finally stood up, I was fat and broke. Had to get something out of it. Here's my new release. Hope you enjoy. And forward. I'm hoping for viral but I'll settle for measles.


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