The day after International Womens Day (and what a mess cleaning up after the parade), a fun run of words between friends.
Elayne Boosler: Well La-De-fund Da. Banned Parenthood.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Planned Parenthoodlums.
Mary Higgins Squires: It's morning sickness again in America.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Ovuleight is enough.
Elayne Boosler: Condomnation.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Probe-ation Officer.
Asa Williams: Secret Cervix.
Boosler: Birth Control to Major Tom.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Embryoglio.
Boosler: The Boehner of our existence.
Keith England: You WANT me on that vaginal wall. You NEED me on that vaginal wall!!
Mary Higgins Squires: Mrs. Gorbachev, wallpaper this wall!
Boosler: Uterus against Them. Not another candidate's debase. They're rape-acious.
Peter Warren: askingforit.com.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Cut the Umbiblical Quotes. No pubic option.
Casey Justcasey: I hate a politician with a Vagenda.
Boosler: No Newts is good Newts.
Keith England: I promise I won't quorum in your mouth.
Mark Sweetman: Suffergette.
Mary Higgins Squires: The Pill of rights.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Our foreplay fathers. IUDefund.
Boosler: Artificial incrimination. In veto fertilization.
Lillie Biel: U.S. Capitollah.
Boosler: U.S. Hearse of Representatives. Congressted Development. Mammogramps. The Bill of Whites.
Carol Rohr: DOMMA- Defense of Multiple Marriage Act.
Boosler: Limbaugh - Viagra Falls. Limp Baugh. Viaggravating. Viaggrandized. Burkha King.
Debbie Harris Donushi: Placenta of attention. Leaves a Vitter taste in your mouth.
Boosler: Limbaugh's Gettysburg Address: Four whores and seven beers ago..
Dean Stefan: They're always bragging about the size of their caucus.
Boosler: GOP wants MANdates. Gay?
Rick Mide: Roe vs. male lobsters.
Asa Williams: If the 1% had its way, it'd be Caviar v. Wade.
Rick Mide: C - Section 8.
Boosler: You can say that again.
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